Truth or dare #3

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Cartman: you fancy stan?

Kyle: maybe

Stan: *holds in puke*

Kenny: good for you Stan now umm cartman truth or dare?

Cartman: truth

Kyle: who would you marry out of our class in the girls?

Cartman: ummmm Wendy because she can cook for meh

Stan:* rolls eyes *

Cartman: Stan truth or dare?

Stan: dare

Cartman: I dare you to make out with kyles moms picture of her *passes picture of kyles mom*

Kenny: nice

Stan: *sighs and makes out with the picture*

Kyle: dude gross!

Stan: kenny truth or dare?

Kenny: truth

Kyle: if you could would you make out, kiss or marry miles cryrus?

Kenny: make out cause kisses are for pussies and who in their right mind would marry miley cyrus? she don't even have a good booty

Kyle: ok...

Kenny:*smirks happily*

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