Wallmart

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Butters: *focuses camera on tweek and kenny*

Tweek: the blondes will take over Walmart and wipe out every none blonde person!

Kenny: *grabs foam sword* you have done well sir tweek but not well enough that cashier over there she us blonde she must join our army than you will become a true knight

Butters: oh hamburgers

Tweek: *runs up to lady* you must join our kingdom and fight against the none blonde people! I have orders from the king! Now I must go for my people need me!!!!*runs away looking for more blonde people*

Kenny: sir butters come forth

Butters: *comes forth* what shall you need my lord

Kenny: five copies of the book a midsummer nights dream we need more fancy old words

Tweek: *runs forward* sir the night have come to attack the gingers are attacking our kingdom we must flee to toys R us to speak will the king of the brunettes!!!

Kenny: shit not again I hate the gingers *run away from the gingers* I will avenge you my precious Walmart!!!!!!

Butters+tweek: the blondes will live on

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