Marry,fuck,kill

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Craig: so were gonna play marry fuck kill and kenny can come up with the people

Kenny: yes!

Tweek: does kenny say three people and we say if we'd marry them fuck them or kill them?

Clyde: that's basically it tweek

Tweek: k

Kenny: Lindsay lohan, Norman reedus and miley cryrus.

Tweek: kill Lindsay marry Norman fuck miley

Clyde: don't know who Norman reedus is so kill him. fuck Lindsay and marry miley

Craig: Jesus do you even walking dead bra? fuck Norman marry Lindsay and kill miley

Kenny: Eric cartman, kenny McCormick and Pewdiepies girlfriend

Craig: kill cartman, marry pewds girlfriend and fuck you

Tweek: marry cartman cause your too horny kenny fuck Pewdiepies girlfriend and kill you kenny sowwie

Kyle: *walking past the room* YOU BASTARD!

Clyde: kill cartman, marry kenny and fuck marzia

Kenny: Jersey kyles mom, Niall from 1d I don't fucking know his last name, and princess zelda

Clyde: marry Niall fuck zelda and kill Kyles mom jersey.

Craig: fuck zelda and can I kill both?

Tweek: marry zelda fuck Niall and kill jersey kyles mom

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