Kazune Fuyu {Oc x Various}

That bitch?

  I nodded my head as Akari whispered into my ear as my eyes roamed the stadium and locked eyes with large light blue ones of a steaming Naruto Uzumaki. I raised a brow at his flushed features and tilted my head a bit. My darling Naru-chan huffed and turned away with his arms crossed over his chest, showing me his bubbly ass. I could practically feel myself beginning to drool at the lovely sight that the blond has bestowed upon my mixed match eyes.

"You should fuck him first," Akari giggled as she followed my line of eyesight. 

I took my eyes away from the cute little fox bitch and raised a brow, a smirk lifting my lips. "Really?"

The taller blond nodded her head. "Absolutely!" Her cheeks turned red as her dull blue eyes practically devoured Naruto. "He's so fuckable. Not as much as you, of course my love!" Akari turned her rapist gaze on my and I shrieked, scuttling away and trembled. I could feel the others' gaze on me, but I made sure that I kept my eyes on Akari. I swear she will try to rape me at any chance that she could get.

"Chill," I hissed in fright as she slowly approached me with that shiver inducing grin. "I'm totally gay!"

Akari sighed and pouted to herself. "I know. I just don't understand why you deny me." I gave her  a strange look. Bitch, what the fuck? I just said - you know what? Forget it. I should just focus on making Naruto mine. Then, go down the line of my extremely large harem. How should it go? Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, Haku, then Jin? Oh wait I have to wait until I'm 16 for Jin. Bummer. Or should I get my boi cherry popped first? Aah, but who would do it? Kakashi, maybe? Or Neji? Man, this is hard.

Like my dick.

Which is like 5 inches, btw. It's gonna grow, don't worry. I aim to please my many partners with my large dihhhh -

"Kazune-kun, did you hear what the Hokage just said?" Sakura popped up into my field of vision. I flailed and fell back with a screech. 

"Mosquito bites, wtf??"

The pink haired girl didn't bat a lash at the nickname. "The final exam will be held within a month."

Ooooh.

"Thanks, Sakura!" A blinding smile lit her face and she squealed. Before I could ask her what her damn problem was, she was gone. Akari shook her head at me before she was called away by her team, which was full of girls. Gag. A small, familiar body slammed against my back and slender legs wrapped themselves around my waist.

"Kaka-sensei should pop your boi cherry first and then you should pop Naru-chan's!" Sora giggled into my feline appendage, making it twitch. I gripped the blue haired girl's thighs and grinned, spinning around to face the rest of our team, who gave me deadpan looks.

"Eavesdropping on my conversation, are we?"

"It's not hard to figure out what you're talking about." Izumi-sensei puffs out some smoke, looking at us lazily.

"Pervert," Yuki muttered as she looked away in mild disgust. "Sleeping around with so much people is gonna get you aids or something."

I huffed, blowing my bangs away with as much sass as I could. "This is an anime. Since when do characters get aids? They get cancer or some shit."

Sora hopped off my back and pranced over to her girlfriend before all of them gave me a dark look. "Dude, the fourth wall." I gulped and flinched back. 

"S-Sorry."

O.o.O.o.O TIMESKIP o.O.o.O.o

After figuring out who won their matches and who's proceeding to the next round, everyone left. I trailed after Rika, who threatened to get me fixed if I didn't follow her home and moped along the way. It wasn't fair; I just wanted to spread my love, but no one would let me AND I can't drink blood. 

This right here?

It's utter bullshit.

I don't know what that big boobed sister of mine is thinking.

"What to know why Rika is doing this to you?"

Yes, yes I do - wait, what the duck? How did she -

"You're thinking out loud, silly!" Rika laughed and bounced up the steps to the apartment building. "You need to curb your appetite and instincts. Rika had to go through it too!" She opened the door and I trudged after her with a scowl on my beautiful face, locking the door behind me. Kicking off my shoes, I sulked into the kitchen to make both of us some tea so we could talk this shit out.

"I can't do that!" I whined, tugging at my shaggy blonde hair and let tears cloud my eyes. I quickly made our tea and place Rika's in front of her and sat in the chair across from the other blonde. 

Pale blue eyes looked into my mixed matched ones and Rika suddenly sighed wearily. "Kazune, how much do you know about our mother?"

My face screwed up in confusion. "The fuck that crazy bitch gotta do with anything?"

Rika sipped her tea calmly. "Everything. She's the reason why we're so different from our clan."

"Are you about to tell a story?"

"Mhm. The readers didn't get any back story."

"Oh, ok." I nodded my head seriously. "Wait, did you just break the fourth wall?!"

She sniffed. "Our mother was not of the Fuyu clan."

"Oh, being ignored."