Rika sighed and sipped her tea again and I groaned, wanting nothing more than to slam my head on the table. "As I was saying, mother was not a part of the Fuyu clan but some clan named the Chi O Nomimasu."
I scrunched my face up. "How creative. It literally translates into blood drinker. They couldn't have a normal fucking name like Inoue or something? Kami, they're such weebs." I rolled my eyes and shook my head, blonde bangs falling in front of my eyes at the movement.
Rika hummed and shrugged her shoulders, probably thinking the same thing. "Anyway, mother was from that clan, which means we inherited the strange quirk - I mean blood limit from her family."
I snickered at her mix up. "Been watching BNHA again?"
"Rika admits to nothing." The buxom blond clears her throat. "Anyway, this clan were strong and widely known as well as feared in the third shinobi war. Our mother was the prodigy and was expected to do great things that would get the clan recognized as the greatest. But she didn't want anything to do with her clan since they were complete savages that only fought for their own purposes."
"So, they weren't affiliated to any village?"
"Nope," Rika popped the 'p', and twirled her thumbs since she finished her tea and I still sipped on mine. "Anywhore, our mother ran away after being told that she needed to kill the leaders of the hidden villages. On the run, she met our father - "
"Fucked, had you, ran away again, fucked and then had me right?" I interrupted, feeling bored.
"Well, they tried to kill each other first, then fell in love after the Fuyu clan kept her imprisoned and father was her caretaker. Then they did the nasty. The hid my birth for a couple of years, but I think our aunt or someone found out and reported our father. They sentenced him to death, but before the day of his hanging, he spent the last night with mother and conceived you."
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"That's it? What was the whole point of this conversation again?"
"Ah, Rika has forgotten." She squinted hard at the table before her bright blue eyes lit up. "Oh yeah! The whole vampire thing was from our mother's clan and then we both inherited the neko gene from the Fuyu clan!"
I gave my older sister a deadpanned look. "I had already figured that shit out on my own, Rika."
"Oh. So, I just wasted the reader's time?"
"Pretty much. And mine."
"But you're the author in a way, aren't you?"
"Rika, seriously! Stop breaking the fourth wall or something bad will happen to you." I stood up from the table and stomped off to my room. I can't believe that she did that again. One more strike and she will be out. Doesn't she understand?
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This whole chapter was crap. Like what the hell was Author-san was thinking, publishing this garbage? I should teleport to their house and gut them like a fish, but I think I would torture their three dogs first.
I would offer them treats but then not give them any.
Yeah, that would be so bad ass.
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Oh, shit! I forgot that they could read minds.
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A/N: So, I have the extremely bad case of the writer's block. I want to write, but every time that I open up this story my mind goes completely blank. What can I do? And don't even get me started on the other stories. Sorry guys.
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Kazune Fuyu {Oc x Various}
FanfictionHe was very different than the rest of them, and he only liked a few. Join him in his adventure of lust, blood, and action! I don't own Naruto or the pictures!
