Dont touch

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I strutted away like a boss from a furiously blushing Sasuke, and the angry bunch of fanboys that I gained, smiling when Yuki and Sora rolled their eyes at me before hooking their arms through mine and dragging me up to the front of the large mass of genin. Anko smirked at me, but said nothing as she waited for everyone to settle down.
"This is the training grounds 44, also know as the forest of death, and you're going to find out why!" She crackled maniacally.
From the corner of my eye, I saw Naruto put his hands on his hips and shake his cute little butt, making me get a light nose bleed. Oh mah gawd. Naruto mocked Anko as he shook it like a salt shaker and then said something else, but my attention was on the booty.
I slipped from my teammates grasp and appeared next to my cute little fox bitch and draped myself over him. "Naru-chan, lemme smash?"
Sakura squealed loudly, interrupting my flirty time and I sent her a brief glare. She wasn't fazed, just staring at me with heart eyes. "I ship it," she whispered, and I gave her a slight smile. Yes, girl encourage meh.
Sasuke grunted and looked away like the prissy prick that I know and love. "Stop trying to sleep with everyone."
"I'll sleep with you too, Sasuke. Don't worry," I waved him off and gazed at the two puncture wounds on Naruto'a neck with a frown. "Sorry about earlier too, Naruto. I wasn't in the right mind."
"I-It's okay. I didn't really mind," he whispered in embarrassment with a light blush. Steeling myself so I won't loose control, I moved his collar aside and licked at the deep holes on his neck, letting my saliva heal them. Naruto yelped slightly, but didn't move away until I did, grasping at his neck and looking at me with tearful, yet lustful eyes.


Before he could say anything, a kunai skimmed his cheek and I turn to the thrower, seeing Anko there huffing indignantly. "Cut it out, brats. I'm trying to explain the exam!" We apologized and I went back to my team, sulking. Why won't anyone let me have my fun? "Anyway, I will be cutting this competition in half! Each team will be getting either a earth scroll or a heaven scroll from that tent." Anko motioned toward the tent to her left and the two chunin waved. "To pass the exam, you must fight another team with the opposite scroll you have to access the tower."
"That'll definitely cut the teams participating in half." Shikamaru sighed and rubbed the back of his head.


"What about food?" Choji called out.


"There's plenty of sources of food and water out there, just be careful of poison, man-eating beasts, and the like."


Shikamaru raised his hand. "Can we quit?"


Anko scoffed and raised a brow. "In a middle of a fight with a enemy ninja, will you just say you quit and think that you could leave unharmed?" My favorite pineapple said nothing, but groaned to himself when Ino began yapping at him. Anko motioned Naruto to hand out a stack of papers. "These are for you to sign. If you die in here, I won't get blamed for it!"
God this woman was insane. I think I like her, like a friend though. I'm 100% gay, but her breasts looks very comfy, no lie. I took the paper Naruto shyly handed to me and scurried away before I could tease him. I whipped out a pen from out of nowhere and signed my name on the line after I skimmed through the fine print.


Ten minutes after the interview with the academy students, we were called into the tent to get our scroll. Most would think that I was the leader of the group, so they would think that I would keep the scroll, or Sora would since it seemed that she was the weakest. But I merely tossed it to Yuki who sighed at the responsibility, but I took out two empty storage scrolls and henged them to look like the earth scroll before pocketing one and tossing the other to Sora.
"Good idea." One of the chunin said with a smirk.


"Thanks," I smirked back and we left, going to our assigned gate and waited patiently. "Shouldn't we have a plan?"


"We should cut the competition down even more than what is expected." Sora answered with a grin.


"We have five days to do it. How should we got about it?" Yuki glanced to me, but I merely shrugged my shoulders.


"I say we use our stealth and assassinate them so we won't get injured. You two know how to hide your chakra?" They nodded and did so without further prompting. I did the same and wrapped my tail around my waist. I didn't know why my appendages didn't disappear, but I didn't have time to worry about it. "Yuki take lead, since your a sensory type. Sora take the middle and I'll take the rear."


Just as I finished talking, a buzzer went off and the gates opened. "I have some advice for you all. Don't die!"


Gawd I love this woman!
O.oO.oO.o


An hour has passed and we had killed off four teams that weren't from the leaf village. We rested since killing one of the teams were a bit difficult due to the fact that one of them could see heat signatures and spotted us with a mere glance. While I was great at taijutsu, the girl on the team was great as well as agile.


"What scrolls do we have?" Yuki asked.


"Three heavens and one earth. Should we get more?" Sora held them up.


I scrunched my face up at the suggestion. "Let's just go to the tower. We need to heal that wound on Yuki's back." One of the boys had a katana and got Yuki's unprotected back when she tried to help Sora out. They nodded and we stood up to hurry to the tower.


O.oO.oO.o


We was almost to the tower when we saw him. It was that Harry Potter looking bastard that tried to come onto me.


"Ah, cutie-chan!" He greeted with a dark smile, making me tense up and step in front of my teammates protectively.


"What do you want?"


The silver haired boy poured and shook his head. "Nothing, just waiting on my teammates to meet me here. We had taken some of the scrolls to bring down all the competition." Oh, so he did the same thing we did, though I wasn't sure if he killed them like we did.


"Well, we'll just pass by you and get into the tower. We got what we needed and so do you." Yuki narrowed her pale red eyes and started to usher us past the creepily grinning boy in glasses. When I passed him, I saw his arm reach out towards me, but the wind sliced at his bare arm harshly in return.


"Don't touch what you can't have," I hissed and scurried after my worried female teammates. The door slammed behind us, and I sighed in relief.


"Eminem is fucking amazing."


"Who?"

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