Kazune Fuyu {Oc x Various}

Haku..w-what are you...?

What the fuck am I even doing...?

Izumi-sensei rolled his eyes and ushered all four of us to the waiting room without a word before leaving. Haku raised a brow, but shrugged his shoulders and opened the door, letting Yuki and Sora in first then looking at me expectantly. I grinned sheepishly with a light blush, and brushed past him; and for the record, I felt no boobies as I did so.

"A boy... a fucking boy that's prettier than most girls," I mutter in disbelief as I trailed behind my teammates and Haku uncomfortably close to my right side.

"Are you still on that?" Haku chuckled, making a shudder shake my body and my cheeks flush. It was so freaking seductive! It was seriously unfair since my voice sounds like I inhaled helium in my excitement. But when I first wake up, I sound sexy af. No lie.

"Of course I'm stuck on it!" I snapped back, feeling defensive.

The dark haired boy pursed his lips in mock thought. "I could show you my-"

"Hey, it's the newbie and his lesbian bitches!" Called a loud and extremely annoying voice that was accompanied by that stupid yapping noise; Kiba and his son of a bitch, Akamaru. He may be cute, but his attitude ruined the images, and I really hate those small dogs with high pitched borks. Like shut the fuck up, ya know?

I scowled when I saw the brown haired boy and crossed my arms over my chest. "What did you say about my friends, you animal-fucker?!" My eyes burned and my gums ached something fierce. Kiba sent me a infuriating smirk and scoffed when my female team mates cuddle into my sides, shooting glares at the Inuzuka. Haku had backed a way a bit to observe with narrowed dark brown eyes.

"I said," he patronized, speaking slowly. I didn't give him time to finish his sentence as I cut off the air around his body, causing him to sputter and grasp his throat. Like that would help anything. I narrowed my eyes and glared harder at the sputtering Kiba, Akamaru whining and barking in my direction.

"I think you should stop now; I'm pretty sure he's dying," Sora chirped happily from beside me, making me sigh and released my hold on the air. I honestly don't get this girl. She never gets mad at anything, and it makes me worry about when she finally will snap. She could probably kill everyone here if she did.

"He was bad-mouthing you guys. I wasn't just gonna let that go," I crossed my arms as his teammates, Hinata and Shino I think their names were, came over to the coughing brunette and comforted him.

"A lot of people bad-mouth us." Yuki inputted, wrapping her arms around her smol girlfriend and petted her hair. I frowned but said nothing else, moving away from the door with Yuki, Sora, and Haku trailing behind me. Wait a minute, why was Haku following us? Didn't he have his own team to go to?

I turned to face him with a confused look. "Where's your team?"

"Here," the pretty boy smirked down at me, his dark eyes staring into my lone eye.

What was he talking about? "Wot?" I cocked my head to the side.

"You guys are my team for the Chunin exams; Hokage's orders."
"You're not even a Leaf Genin; how can you be on our team?" Yuki huffed and narrowed her pale red eyes at the dark haired male.

"I was brought here by Naruto-kun and his team. My master and I were made into Leaf Nin once our trail period was over." Huh, so team 7 had a mission outside of the village like us, huh? Why the fuck wasn't I told? Those secretive cute bitches are going to get it once the exams are over. I huffed and puffed to myself, going to a vacant space on the wall as we waited for more participants arrive so we could take the first exam. I hope I pass; I wasn't really, really smart like Shikamaru -shudders&moans slightly- but I had common sense like most people, so hopefully I can get away with that.

"What are you moaning about there, Kazu-kun?" Haku's voice said sensually into my ear as he hovered over me slightly, that smexy smirk plastered on his face.

Without thinking, I blurted it out. "Shika's dick."

Shit.

Fuck.

What the absolute hell is wrong with me? Seriously.

"Is that whose penis you felt earlier?" he asked curiously, a dark look entering his eyes when I nodded my head hesitantly. Leaning away from me, I watched as he stroked his chin and looked around the room quickly before nodding his head in satisfaction. "Well, maybe you should fantasize about mine as well." He said, much to my horror and slight arousal, and gently grabbed my hand to pull me closer, using his body to shield me from everyone else in the room. Eyes wide with shock, I could only watch as Haku guided my hand toward his lower body and when I felt it, my vision darkened.

"O-oh Kami...my heart...it can't take much more of this goodness," I slurred and sank against the wall, something warm and wet dripping from my nose. Oh shit, is that blood? Damn, I'm going to have to replace the loss later. Who should be my victim? Haku? Or maybe I could find Sasuke [A/N: Lol his name was auto corrected into Sapsucker]; his blood calls to me and I really wanna taste it. Or I could contact Rika or Kakashi.....hm, so many options. Oh fuck, I feel really dizzy now.

"Did he just faint?" I faintly heard Yuki mutter in disbelief. Hell, you would too when someone super hot make you touch them sexually. I mean, like if you felt what I felt...oh man, I can't even put it into words.

"Mhm!" Sora hummed and giggled.

"I am pleased with this result." I bet that he had a large smile on his pale face. Fucking pervert, but I low key love that shit. Man, I need to get laid and soon.