Kazune Fuyu {Oc x Various}

I want it and I want it now.

A/N: MORE THAN HALF OF IT WAS MISSING SO I REDID IT!!!! TT.TT FORGIVE MEEEEE!

After I finally calmed myself down and wiped the blood from my face, I stood and smiled at Kakashi a bit sheepishly before leaning towards him to seal the wounds on his hand and arm. With a grateful smile and a quick salute, he teleported away. Pouting and sighing to myself, I reentered the exam room right as some weirdo crashed through the window, throwing kunai along with some kind of paper to pin it up.
Ibiki groaned aloud and moved from behind the banner that spelled out Anko Mitarashi on it.

"Don't get so comfortable now brats! This was only the first part of he exams!" She called out confidently with a smirk. I burst out laughing at the silence she got, a cricket rubbing it's legs together to make the desired sound effect. My gaze flew to Shino and sent him a quick thumbs up for the dramatic sound. He merely nodded before his insect went quiet.
"Anko," Ibiki growled and glared down at the small, purple haired woman. "You're early."
She smiled sheepishly and looked at her watch.  "Whaddya know, I'm fifteen minutes early. But that doesn't matter!" She angrily retorted and pointed at the classroom full of genin. "What the hell is this, Ibiki? There's twenty eight teams left! You're slacking old man; your test was too easy!"
I shrugged at her words, since I didn't even attempt the test due to my being unconcsious. A tall chunin glanced down at me with a questioning look and my eyes widened considerably at his looks.
"Why?" I whimpered pathetically as I grabbed at my hair. 
"Eh?" He muttered and gave me a concerned look.
"Why are you so hot!?" I cried out, gaining a couple of genin's attention. The guy merely raised a brow and stared at me with golden eyes. I mentally drooled at his brown skin, lean muscles, and majestic hair with a single red streak. "Fuck me. Please." Sasuke, Naruto, Haku, Shikamaru, and Gaara shot up in their seats shrieking in surprise, but I merely ignored them as I stared up at this Adonis in front of me. I couldn't help myself. A blush darkened the male's cheeks and he waved his hands in front of him, as if he was warding me away with my gayness. 

What he doesn't know, is that my gay powers were slowly working at him. Lol, nah just kidding. I have to molest him big time to convert him to the dark side. Heh. I saddled up to him with a leering grin as he sputtered out things that I didn't bother to catch.

"N-No way! I'm not gay, nor do I like little kids!" he retorted hotly, darting his eyes around in panic when I closed in on him. Man, would you get a whiff of that! His smelled amazing, though not as great as my personal harem [I think you guys know whom I'm talking about], but it made my mouth water just a bit. 

"Jin, here is in denial," Anko snickered as she pranced our way, giving us an eyeful of meshed-covered chest pillows and a well-toned stomach. Ah, if I wasn't gay, I'd totally hit that. Ahem. The purple-haired woman threw her arm over my new soon-to-be boy toy and tugged him down to her height. "He's totally gay!"
"No, I am not, Senpai!" Jin shrieked, his golden eyes filling up with tears.

Personally, hot guys crying turns me on.

[*Author looks at Kazune weirdly and whispers* what the fuck....]

My grin nearly split my face open as I watch Anko poke at the poor guy's cheek, teasingly. Deciding to finally leave Jin alone, she released him and gave me an amused look. "Though, I think that you should at least wait until you are the age of sexual consent. I think it's 16, ne?" Anko smirked.

"You hear that, Jin?" My eyes glanced over to the mortified brown-skinned male. He tried to glare at me, but the tears made him look as threatening as a newborn kitten. "On February 5th in two years, I will track you down and have my way with you. There will be no place for you to hide." A dark smile crossed my features as the look of horror crumbled the older male's face. 

Anko threw her head back and crackled madly. "I like you kid!"

A clearing of a throat made us look over, seeing Ibiki looking at us funny with a tiny smirk on his face. "The second part of the exams should have started 10 minutes ago, Anko. Hop to it." The purple haired jounin sighed sadly, slumping depressingly before complying. All of the students got up from their seats and rushed out the room, some throwing amused looks my way. Jin scurried away too, but not before getting a love tap on his ass as he passed me.

"P-P-Pervert!" he wailed and vanished within the crowd. I pouted at the insult and glared at the ground briefly. Me? A pervert? That can't be right. 

"I'M THE SUPER MEGA PERVERT JUNIOR, AS MY DADDY IS THE HERMIT SAGE, JIRAIYA-SAMA!" I screamed, pointing my finger in the air while my other hand sat on my cocked hip. My teammates came up to me with blank expressions, and before I knew it, I have a bump on my head from Yuki, who muttered things under her breath as Sora giggled at my saddened expression. 

"Let's go, idiot," the albino sighed. I followed after them, but a hand grabbed my right wrist and I was jerked me back. I turned with the force and my mixed-matched eyes locked onto angry sharingan eyes of my favorite duck.

"Hiya, Sasuke!" I chirped.

He scowled at me and pulled me closer, his cool breath hitting my lips. [Shivers] Mm. "I won't let you." Sasuke growled, tightening his grip on my wrist. I withheld a moan at the pain. Okay, so what? I am a total masochist. Get over it.

"Hm?" Was all I could respond with.

The duck-haired boy gritted his teeth. "I won't let you sleep with anyone else besides me!" Before I could protest, his soft lips slammed onto mine, causing my eyes to widen in shock. My second kiss! Kyaaaa! Fan[boy]girl with me, readers!!!! My eyes fluttered closed and moaned lightly when the Uchiha forced his tongue in my mouth, plundering it in like how he'd hopefully plow me. [Miharu97: I made him to be such a little slut. Should I be ashamed?]

Everyone around gasped, while 45% squealed like their ship has sailed, 25% were upset, and the rest of the 30% were flabbergasted. Having the need to breathe, the both of us slowly separated our lips and there was a string of saliva connecting us, but I broke it by licking my Sasuke-flavored lips. Eyes half-lidded, I spotted Sasuke's satisfied smirk and bit my lip. 

"Sasuke, lemme smash."