We all stood there admiring each other when I heard a knock on the door.I walked down the stairs.
me:who the fuck is it?
???:August motha fucka
me:why the fuck you banging on my damn door like you the damn police.
August: just open the damn door.
me:whateva
I slung the door open.
me:whaaaaaaaat
August: you look nice.
me:is you trying to say something?
August: no, never!
I started stumping up the stairs
me:*mumbling *bitch ass nigga. thotful ass just jealous cause I look better then that ordinary bitch you like.
I got to my room.
me:it's show time my bitches *poses*
zonnique:no just no*shaking her head*
me:hater!but leggo.
we walked down the stairs to see Desiree and August making out.I put my hand on my hip.
me:umm miss.desiree does roc know about this? and August your help is not needed anymore. you may exit.
desiree: don't put my main name in this.August is just my side line.
me:I don't give a fuck!get the fuck out of my house both of y'all!
they both walked out and I flopped on the couch.
me:my birthday is ruined!I need an escort.
heaven: I'll do it.
me:ummmm sorry but I don't wanna look like a lesbian so I need a guy to do it.
bahja: call up that boy um what's his name?
me:OH HELL NAH! his ugly ass. btw his name is Boston.
lauri: OMG!
us:what
lauri: Call Ricardo
me:okay
Phone convo
Ricardo: hello?
me:hay Rico. it's faith
Ricardo: oh wassup and happy birthday
me:nothing much and thanks.can you do me a favor
Ricardo: yea
me:can you be my escort.
Ricardo: yea.what do I have to do?
me:ride with me in the limo and take me to my special seat.
Ricardo: okay I'll be there in 10.
me:muchas gracias! bye
End of phone call
me:I got an escort now how do we tell roc that G.C.O.
???:tell roc what?
I stood up and turned around.
me:that um that I uh that that that.....I'll text you it.and how the fuck you get in my house roc!
roc: one okay and two the door is open
I took my phone out
A/N:FAITH IS FDB AND ROC IS ROYAL
