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Poisonous

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Hermione: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Ron: What if it bites me and it dies?

Hermione: That means your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ronald, learn to listen.

Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?

Hermione: It's voodoo.

Ginny: What is if it bites me and someone else dies?

Hermione: That's correlation, not causation.

Pansy: What is if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Draco: That's kinky.

Hermione: (snorts) Slytherins.

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