TFW

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It started with a picture on the bulletin board. It was a classic old school meme with the whole top and bottom text thing. It read 'TFW HES IN STUDENT COUNCIL' and the center picture was a large still of a porn star mid orgasm. It was taken down before the day was out and an assembly to find the culprit was held the next day.

"Students. I am very angry and disappointed in you. Recently, there was a photo posted on the news board in the cafeteria. We will be interrogating every single one of you until the culprit is found. They will be suspended for a week and all further news notices will have to go through the student council. None of you will leave this auditorium until you have been talked to. Understand?" A chorus of 'yes sir' was heard from the students. They started calling out names alphabetically.

Which one of you fuckers did it??

The message lit up 8 students phones and they all took to the group chat

JH-wasn't me I was w/my tutor

DY-practicing for the chorus concert I don't have time for memes

TY-well it was fuckin one o yus

JN- I was @ lunch but it wasn't me

JM- twas not I

YT- I swear it wasn't me

TY- you guys they're gonna disband our club if one of you doesn't own up

TY- they probably already think it's us we've already gotten in trouble enough times to fill up our personal records

TY-The SC are probably gonna be dickheads abt it and get the princp to disband us

TY- even if you didn't do it just confess were prime suspects anyway

WW- I was busy summoning demons in the girls bathroom

JS- I was with him

WW- no you weren't

TY- Jisung

JS- I meant Yukhei my phone autocorrected

YH- that's a fucking lie but okay
YH- I wasn't even at school
YH- I'm still not at school I'm at home coughing out my lungs because of a cold

WW- you sure it's not an std?

YH- positive

WW- you been fucking too much that's why you had crabs bitch

YH- I never had crabs

WW- that's a lie he paid me 20$ to keep it a secret now you're exposed and I have 20$

DY- damn

JM- it really be ya own kind

TY- FOCUS CRACKHEADS

JS- I'll confess

JN- no you fucking won't

JM- your record is the cleanest out of all of us

JM- don't let us taint you

YH- I would but I can't

JH- i could

JM- fuck it I'll do it

JH- fuck off i did it

JM- 'twas my crime bitch

JH- if I could get closer to you I'd punch you in the face freshie

JM- okay Senpai

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