so im going off of my height if youre taller than me (you probably are) im sorry if this doesn't apply to you
FINN
- a solid fucking foot
-he a tree
-u a stump
don't get mad at me im roasting myself too
SOPHIA
- like 5 inches
-which is better than the others
-but she's still a good amount taller
CHOSEN
-like 10-12 inches
- ur a mouse boo
- IM A MOUSE
DUH
JACK
-like 7 inches
-idk any of their real height besides finn so i'm just going off of like group photos and the height difference in those if that makes literally any sense
-soup rhymes with soup
-group soup
-soup group
JAEDEN
- ah yes my favorite string bean
-about a foot
- you come right up to his niPS
I wonder if god is looking down on me and shaking her head saying 'mmm this bitch aint EVER getting up here'
i also wonder if the devil is starring up at me nodding his head and saying 'fuck yea bitch keep sinnin''
WYATT
-once again
- an entire foot
-oof
JEREMY
-oh my tiny friend
-like 5-6 inches
SKARSGARD BITCH
-bro u fucked
- hes like 6'4
-that a solid 19 inches which is uhhh 1ft 7ish inches
-so uhhhh
-yeet
