Interview

SHAUN!

FRANCHIEE: Okay, may garter na panty ko, okay na ako. GOOD DAY, EBREBADY! Today our guest is...SHAUN NXS SABELLANO! Woh!

Kru....Kru..

FRANCHIEE: Wala crowd ngayon dahil wala pa siya pero pag lumabas na siya, isang tanong, isang sagot! 'May garter ba panty mo?' okay so...Let us welcome! SHAUN NXS SABELLANO! Woh!

AUDIENCE: ANG CUTE!!!

FRANCHIEE: Sabi ko na nga ba.

SHAUN: I'm seeing the Future. Many panties are falling.

FRANCHIEE: Putang--Hahaha! Okay seryoso na. Kamusta ka?

SHAUN: I'm great!

FRANCHIEE: No, you're Shaun.

SHAUN: Huh?

FRANCHIEE: Wala! Gwapo mo, sabi ko!

SHAUN: Hihi.

FRANCHIEE: So, babasahin natin mga kwestyon ni Otor kay Shaun. Ready ka na?

SHAUN: I was born read---

FRANCHIEE: Oo na, alam ko na. Parating may ganyan eh, puta.

SHAUN: .....

FRANCHIEE: Bakit ang rami mong babae?
SHAUN: Dahil gwapo ako.
FRANCHIEE: Jusko, humahaba ang ilong. Hinde ko alam na nagmana ka kay Pinnochio.

FRANCHIEE: Anong ginawa mo dun sa babaeng nag PANIS ang balat?
SHAUN: Putang---Anong PANIS?!
FRANCHIEE: Edi, expire na balat?
SHAUN: Gaga ka talaga.
FRANCHIEE: Eto nalang! The girl's skin got rotten. Okay na? okay. Anser ka na, biliz!
SHAUN: Dahil kaibigan ako ni Xyrene...I got rid of the evidence.
FRANCHIEE: Crime seen, crime seen!
SHAUN: Gaga, Crime scene yun!
FRANCHIEE: Ang sabi ko...Crime seen by Xandra! Patapusin mo!

FRANCHIEE: Bakit may dala kang Victoria Secret na bag nung ikalawang bese niyo magkita nila Xandra at Xyrene?
SHAUN: Ahh...Ehh...Ihh...Ohh...Uhh...Uhmm...Kasi...
FRANCHIEE: Kasi??
SHAUN: Mabango eh. Napag isipan ko na gamitin.
FRANCHIEE: My God.

FRANCHIEE: How's life?
SHAUN: Great! When I'm with beautiful girls.
FRANCHIEE: *smirk* You must feel good today!
SHAUN: Now that I'm with you......I'm feeling so~~~ bad.
FRANCHIEE: I hate chu.

FRANCHIEE: Nahulog panty ko?
SHAUN: Oo----Wait, what?
FRANCHIEE: Ehw, naninilip ka?!

FRANCHIEE: Are you a pervert?
SHAUN: Sometimes.

FRANCHIEE: When do you turn into a pervert?
SHAUN: When I'm with sexy and beautiful girls.
FRANCHIEE: Labas ka nga. Magiging pervert ka ngayon eh.
SHAUN: Why would I? You're a potato.
FRANCHIEE: I'm a HUMAN----POTATO... Human potato...Huhu.

FRANCHIEE: When was the best day of your life at sino kasama mo nun?
SHAUN: Nung nalaglag ako galing sa langit. Si Mom.
FRANCHIEE: Nung nalaglag panty ko dahil kay Alex.

FRANCHIEE: When was the worst day of your life at sino kasama mo nun and why?
SHAUN: This day.
FRANCHIEE: Huh? Bakit nama---
SHAUN: With Franchiee.
FRANCHIEE: Shaun, I'm warning yo---
SHAUN: Because when I turn my head into Franchiee's side, I think I'm seeing a living dead! In short, A ZOMBIE.
FRANCHIEE: I really hate chu.

FRANCHIEE: Why do you hate me?
SHAUN: Because the more you hate the more you love---
FRANCHIEE: My heart is taken by Alex, wag niyo akong pag agawan, jusk---
SHAUN: ----the more you love to tease or to kill them.
FRANCHIEE: ......

FRANCHIEE: You are so perfect! I love you.
SHAUN: Franchiee...
FRANCHIEE: Hmm?
SHAUN: Why are you talking to a mirror?

FRANCHIEE: Oh, sorry. Anyways...Are you happy that you're ugly?

SHAUN: I am not ugly.

FRANCHIEE: Pinnochio! Sunduin mo na kapatid mo! Andito!

SHAUN: Satanas! Sunduin mo na tong nakatakas na biktima mo! Andito!

FRANCHIEE: Fvck.

SHAUN: Now, my turn to ask question.

FRANCHIEE: Ha? Bakit nama---

SHAUN: WHY THE FVCK DID YOU MAKE ME AS YOUR CHARACTER, YOU LITTLE---

FRANCHIEE: You have the right to remain silent.

SHAUN: Ewan ko sayo!

FRANCHIEE: Last question na, Chararat.

SHAUN: Putang---

FRANCHIEE: May mahal ka na ba na babae? Sino siya?

SHAUN: You don't need to know.

FRANCHIEE: Bakit naman? I hate chu.

SHAUN: Alis na nga ako, nakaka irita ka na.

FRANCHIEE: Sa akin ka pa nairita! Dapat ako nga nairita sayo! Kung makapang lait ka kanina! Diba, Audie----

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*Umalis ang Audience dahil sa naiirita sila kay Franchiee*

FRANCHIEE: Bakit parati niyo nalang ako iniiwan? Amputs, ang kuripot niyo. 'Di niyo ba kaya bayaran pamasahe niy----

*Pinatay ni Director ang light dahil sa naiirita siya kay Franchiee*

FRANCHIEE: Si Director na ngayon ang kuripot. AKO NA BABAYAD NG PANG KURYENTE, IBALIK MO NA YUNG ILAW, PUTANG----

*Bumalik si Shaun at tinakpan ang madaldal na bibig ni Franchiee*
SHAUN: Bye, everyone!