Jeff The killer's story

Authors Note

Okay so i did a little researching and found something that completely caught my attention and i would think for people who love to rap that they would love this.

Jack the Ripper:

Dear Jeff, I keep on hearing that you think you can beat me,You're just a kid, I'm the greatest killer in all of history!I have laughed when you talked about putting me to rest,I'd mutilate you, but I've only killed people who've had sex!Oh, do you feel that burn like Vodka and bleach?Now I'll let you join your family among the tortured and deceased,Break your Elizabeth Stride when I snap your legs in half,Followed by your arms, it's a double event of my wrath!

Jeff the Killer:

(chuckles) You lied to me...You told me that you'd win, but unblinking I see,That you only killed five back in 1888,So it's time for Leather Apron to meet my lovely Leather face!Nobody knows who you are, can't even decide on a name,But who am I? I'm some guy achieving Internet fame!You won't be writing letters anymore once I'm released,I'll turn the R-I-P in Ripper into Rest in Peace!

Jack the Ripper:

You're a ripoff right down to the smile,Went insane and left inflames on the bathroom floor tile!Nobody ever caught me, you're all bark and no bite,A creepypasta pedo haunting kids throughout the night!While you were busy getting children, I'm sticking my blade in women,I'll drink your blood like ginger beer before it has time to thicken!They call me Saucy Jacky, I'm sure to be the winner,So good luck defeating me! Yours truly, Jack the Ripper!

Jeff the Killer:

You're one to talk about ripoffs, you've spawned millions,And yet, nobody could prove that you even exist!You're a hoax, a British media publicity stunt,Your knife is nice and sharp, but I'll be cruel and blunt!Want to come to a party? It'll be so fun,Whether at the bus stop or backyard, I'll have this battle won!I'm the white hoodie from hell, here to make you weep,Now lie back, relax, and Go To Sleep!

Who do you think Won?

Jeff The Killer

Jack The Ripper