Normally I'd never converse with the likes of them but I just had to know how they got to be so skinny thicc. Grabbing the pocket knife I had for the purpose of protecting me from Jews, I cut through the fence and made my way towards exactly what I had been reinforced to fear.
I climbed through the gate and a few Jews got free before the guards noticed and shot the remaining escapees, they pointed the gun at me for making the escape route, but do you really think I'd make an escape route from a concentration camp without a backup plan?
"It's ok! I'm not a Jew" I smiled and they lowered their weapons, my plan executed perfectly. The four girls stood around gossiping and I pushed my way into the middle of the circle, "girls, I just have to know, how did you get so skinny thicc?" I asked.
The one who looked like Michael Jackson spoke first, "we're.... we are literally starving to death." It stuttered,
"And you are?" I grimaced,
"Lola Bouncy-Wazowski, who are you?" She replied, I could tell she was Jewish. She was in a concentration camp.
"Sardine Baxter, my dad is the one executing you all" I beamed, suddenly realising they won't think that is as impressive as I do.
"I've lost my entire family," the small troll-like one commented, poor thing. If only I cared.
"Well I can no longer pigeon mail nudes because everything coming in and out of assbitz is monitored to make sure none of YOU are conspiring, we've all had to make sacrifices," I scoffed
"They literally test on me" said the one in an Obama shirt
"We've all been tested" I replied
"Wait guys, maybe we should give her a chance" said the other one with nothing about her that stood out whatsoever. The four girls walked away from me for a private chat which I couldn't hear, but since it is integral for the story I'll just tell you what they said:
"She obviously has the power to help us escape, if we help her get skinny thicc maybe we could get out of here,"
"So, have you guys decided to stop being frigid and tell me how you got so thicc?" I smiled,
"Of course babe" smiled Obama
"My name is Rachael Beans-Goldschmidt" the goblin said, "this is milky stingrope-schwartz" she said pointing to Obama, "and this, is Libby Breastfood-Jew" she said pointing to the other one.
Watch out boys. With nothing to do here in Assbitz I could focus all my energy on getting skinny thicc, all the other girls back home wouldn't stand a chance. I just can't let them know I've been fraternising with the enemy, so I have to make sure none of their Jew rubs off on me, which shouldn't be hard if I douse myself in garlic every day. Wait no that's vampires.
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The Girls in the Striped Negligees
ChickLitSardine Baxter was an Aryan beauty, fair golden locks and eyes of emerald green, some would say she was perfect. Her father was a general in the army making her very rich, she seemed to have everything going for her. That was until they had to move...
