me: so you have to share your soda with micah
bro: wait.. why do YOU get a whole soda then??
me: because micah isn't allowed to drink dr pepper..
bro: but he's drank it before-
me: ok, because i'm the one who bought it-
bro: mom bought it-
me: FOR F*CKS SAKE.. YOU KNOW WHAT, CUZ IM OLDER THAN YA AND STILL TALLER BY A FOOT-
Bro: by the end of the year you won't be tall-
me: *rage*
