What Do You Mean Flying on Swords is Illegal?

5. Unite Against the Big Bad!

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May exited the bathroom and took a seat on a bench. She pulled out a hand mirror and began to reapply her lipstick when a voice interrupted her.

"Miss, I believe you dropped this." A sultry voice accompanied with a pale hand held her wallet.

May ripped the wallet from his hand. "Yes, this is mine." She tilts her head up to the figure standing before her. "Zhen Xiang." Her eyes narrowing.

"That's me." His closed eyes and light smirk instantly brightening the atmosphere. "So how is Měi MèiMei?" His eyes open into slits. "Most importantly, how is Master?"

May stands up and brushes herself off. "He is fine. I've taken him under my care and most importantly," she attempts to pinch his biceps, "don't call me Mèi Mei! I am still your senior! Your shijie!"

Zhen Xiang raises two hands in front of him in a stop position. His easy-going nature charming the ladies around him. "Eh? But Měi MèiMei is still shorter than me. Not to mention my cultivation is already past yours by leaps and bounds."

May huffs. This man even after so long hasn't changed. She wants to beat him black and blue. She clenches her fist and decides to throw a punch. "That's only because you take those stupid pills!"

Zhen Xiang deflects her punch and pulls her into an embrace. "Shijie, you're so mean." His previous mocking tone replaced with a heartbroken one. "Don't be so cruel to your shidi. I am only a child compared to your age." 

The bystanders look onto the scene with hearts in their eyes. It's so rare to see such heartwarming couples nowadays. Such a handsome man with a pretty lady. SHIPPABLE!

May wants to spit blood. A lot of blood. First, they think she is a crossdressing male filming a drama now she is a cute girl who almost broke up with her boyfriend. What is with these people? Couldn't they sense her intent to kill?

"Zhen Xiang. When we are in private I'm going to beat you up."

He flashes her a mischievous smile. "I didn't know you were into that." His breath tickles her ear as he purposely slows down his words. "But if you really want to do such acts. I wouldn't mind."

"Why you shameless!" Her face is bright red. Her elegant and calm demeanor of a CEO thrown out a window. "Zhen Xiang, wait until I tell Master!"

"Puahaha." He splutters out laughing. His jade white hand wiping the tears out of his eye. He can't help but laugh at her.  "You gonna tattle on me?"

"Zhen Xiang! I am so close to ripping you a new one!"

"Catch me if you can." He teased as he ran in a random direction.

The two soon became blurs as their forms entered supersonic speeds. A game of tag between two half-deity beings, a sight many would never be able to see in their lifetime. Mostly because they were too fast to the normal mundane human eye. The two darted between clothing and people alike. With their arrival, gusts of winds would stir the public upside down and in a second everything would appear untouched after a lavender purple blur interacted the overturned tables and guests.

Hidden away from the mayhem, an undercover detective spoke into a receiver. "Sir, I believe the supernatural instances are beginning to occur in the Emporium Mall."

"Zhen Xiang! I'm going to kill you!" May had finally gotten a hold of his sleeve. She held onto his sleeve with a ferocious expression disregarding the curious onlookers in front of the department store.

"Zhen Xiang? Chang Mei Hua?" A voice came behind them.

F*ck. Zhen Xiang and May shared glances with each other. 

Their Master had an interesting personality towards his disciples. When he was proud of them, he acted like a complete idiot. When he had the smallest dissatisfaction with them, he would give them the silent treatment and act like a pouty kid. 

However, when he found his disciples bickering amongst each other, it was like a demon had descended upon them. One moment he would happily offer you God Ranked Treasures, the next he would happily nearly kill you with the mentioned treasure.

The two of them slowly turned around. Their jaws dropping at the sight of their Master.

He was clothed in an insanely fluffy and puffy lavender bathrobe. The top slightly opened, exposing a white collarbone leaving the onlookers to strip him with their eyes. His feet previously adorned with golden sandals now wore slippers worth more than a smartphone. His long black hair hung loosely behind him tied up with a purple ribbon. His posture demanded respect from anyone who dared to eye him.

"Zhen Xiang. Chang Mei Hua. What-" He begins speaking.

"We didn't do anything!" The two synchronize. Zhen Xiang quickly wraps around May while she clutches him. "We were just playing around."

"We wanted to play tag!" May clarifies as she pinches Zhen Xiang under his clothing.

Zhen Xiang lets out a pained smile. "Yes. We weren't planning on murdering anyone right?" He sends a knowing glare to May.

"Of course not, we also didn't plan to steal someone's wallet right?" She smiles crookedly at him. Her brown eyes challenging his blue ones.

"No, no, no. That would be too shameless wouldn't it? Us, cultivators, stealing from the common people. Never."

Yu Long watched the two go back and forth slowly bringing up memories he never got to witness. He stares at them blankly but slowly his gaze hardens. He was interested in how they were living their lives but for them to live in disharmony with each other. Shameful.

He had been asleep for too long. They had all forgotten his rules and teachings. Most importantly, they had forgotten who they were attempting to lie to.

"Mei Hua. Zhen Xiang." He spoke emotionlessly. 

The two stopped their sarcasm and turned to face him with their bright eyes and innocent gazes. They respond a yes master with enthusiasm.

"Who remembers what your Master's specialty is?"

Their faces go white with horror.

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