The Adventures in Flavortown

Chapter One

Fieri walked out of his pretzel cart stand because it's his stupid job. He pulled off his pretzel hat and sighed. Life was so boring for him. If only something exciting happened, he thought to himself.

He walked over to the sidewalk and pouted, trying his best to draw attention and pity from other people who were walking by. Gosh, he was so pathetic!

Just then, Shrek came by, roaring at people who walked by him with his ogre onion breath. One even got his hair fried off because of how fricking bad it smelled like, c'mon brush your hecking teeth. That poor man had to go and get a new weave done but he's in a safe hair loss rehab.

Shrek laughed obnoxiously and pushed the man into Fieri's pretzel cart once he was done with him.

Fieri looked up from crying in his hands. Shrek knocked over his pretzel cart! He skipped over to his stand. 

"mY pReTzEL kArT!!!1!" Fieri screamed. When he looked over at Shrek, who was standing in all his obese, onion-y glory, he growled.

"Shrek," he said, balling his thicc fists. Shrek used to be a bully at Fieri's old high school. He'd steal his food, blow farts in his face, and sacrifice his blood to his ogre forefathers. Y'know, stuff that a normal high school bully would do.

Shrek looked over at Guy and smiled, walking over to him. "What are you doin in my swamp?" he asked. Guy placed a hand on his hip, the other waving a finger at him sassily. "This isn't your swamp, ya fool," he argued.

Shrek let out an ogre laugh. "Um ya it is." He pushed Guy into the pretzel cart too, making him scream then cry afterwards. When he tried to stand up, the shrexy ogre roared in his face. "gEt OuT oF mY SWAMP!!" he roared.

Guy screamed again. "JUST YOU WAIT SHREKK! I WILL BE THE BEST COOK IN FLAVORTOWN!!"

Shrek ignored him and flipped him a pinky, and Guy gasped. How dare he!! "GET OUT!"

"ok." Shrek left.

Guy was angry. He needed to prove that he was a better cook than Shrek, but how??