Hi! My name is Caillou Urkel Nibba Tucker, or C.U.N.T for short. I have 73 friends, they are all "imaginary" according to my psychiatrist. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading my life story and don't cringe your pants!
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Chapter One
Hi! My name is Caillou Urkel Nibba Tucker, or C.U.N.T for short. I have 73 friends, they are all "imaginary" according to my psychiatrist. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading my life story and don't cringe your pants!