Pageant day, how dreaded. I leave the house with mother and Hottie Thottie and get in her car. As I softly sob I hear music playing on the radio....
"two to the one to the one to the three" I sang along, the music lifting my spirits high! As the song came to a close, I heard the squealing of the cars brakes. I looked up, and I saw a large building. Large letters plastered the wall "Neutron's Pageant Place." I reluctantly got out of the car and walked into the building with my family. Loud, unfamiliar music blasted all around us. All I could see were girls my age, all dressed in raunchy pink dresses. Their hair, all teased up, was covered in hair bows and extensions. I almost felt bad. One girl approached me, disgust written on her face. "And who are you?" She said. I didn't trust this girl. "I'm Caillou Urkel Nibba Tucker, but you can call me C.U.N.T." She burst into laughter, tears spilling from her eyes. "If you insist, CUNT!" She walked away, almost falling over from her laughter spell. How odd. I wonder what her na- "ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS! ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS! THE GAY BOI PAGEANT WILL START IN 2 MINUTES!"
Oh no.
