- Unique ; joshler -

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Josh 👽: hey, Tyler! Ya there?

Ty: mhm.

Josh 👽: rad! I'm back from my nap, I feel a lot better!

Ty: good, Glad to hear.

Josh 👽: so, what've you been doin'?

Ty: nothing really, just waiting for you to get back.

Josh 👽: how long did I sleep?

Ty: hm an hour or two.

Josh 👽: aw I meant to just take a quick nap.. sorry I made you wait so long :(

Ty: no it's okay!

Josh 👽: okay, good. So, i realize you don't really know what I look like...

Ty: oh. You're right, send a picture smh. I need to make sure ur not a stinky old crusty man.

Josh 👽: pff. But I don't have any good photos of myself...

Ty: hmm suspicious...

Josh 👽: fine, fine.

Ty: good boy.

Josh 👽: don't call me that

Ty: would you prefer bad boy?

Josh 👽:  nO. I'm not a dog >:(

Ty: go fetch.

Josh 👽: woof woof. There happy ?

Ty: pff. Very. Now send a photo coward.

-Josh 👽 sent an image-

Ty: woah

Josh 👽: i knOw sksnsn I'm ugly as fuck.

Ty: BITCH WHERE

Ty: YOU'RE-

Ty: a uh very attractive male.

Josh 👽: Nope

Ty: ur hot stfu

Josh 👽: oh

Ty: I call my beautiful friends hot ok don't get any ideas.

Josh 👽: mhmmm mk sure.

Ty: shut up bitch.

Josh 👽: how rude.

Ty: I'm a rude hoe.

Josh 👽: hey wait I sent a picture now you have to.

Ty: no thanks.

Josh 👽: but that's not fair

Ty: life's not fair, b.

Josh 👽: hm.. fine. I won't force you to.

Ty: thanks. I'd rather you wait till we meet.. to make it.. draMAtIc..

Josh 👽: hm. Mk creepy old dude.

Ty: oh be quiet.

Josh 👽: we should have code names for each other

Ty: random but ok. ya mean nicknames?

Josh 👽: yeah, but, code names sounds cooler...

Ty: hm. True, I suppose. Anyways, what'd you have in mind?

Josh 👽: hm. I'm gonna call you Tyjo.

Ty: pff that sounds so dumb and cringy.

Josh 👽: well I like it so >:((

Ty: mk, Joshie.

Josh 👽: that sounds

Ty: cringy? I know. You're welcome boo.

Josh 👽: I was gonna say it's cute but mk.

Ty: damnit.

Josh 👽: owo

Ty: is that owo a cry for help.

Josh 👽: yes.

Ty: Why'd you wanna do this again?

Josh 👽: the nicknames? Well I just haven't added your contact name yet.. it's just TY.

Ty: i'd rather be called ty then fucking Tyjo.

Josh 👽:  >:( well too bad

Ty: fuck u bitch

Josh 👽: love you too.

[Change Ty's name?]
(Yes)

[Tyjo]
(Done)

Tyjo: I swear to fucking god if you made that my contact name

Josh 👽: ;)

Tyjo: ....

Tyjo: fucking perish bitch.

Josh 👽: hA

Tyjo: yknow what

[change josh 👽's name?]
(Yes)

[ Joshie ]
(Done)

Tyjo: hey Joshie

Joshie: hewwo

Tyjo: dear god. The nickname and then the "hewwo" scares me.

Joshie: úwù uwu owo owu

Tyjo: stop

Joshie: OWOWOWOWO UWUWUWUWU

Tyjo: 🛑 ✋

Joshie: mwahahaha

Tyjo: perish bitch

Joshie: no.

Tyjo: ew I have to go back to school shopping

Joshie: oh no

Tyjo: I don't shishter stan

Joshie: you'll live.

Tyjo: I don't think I will. School is frightening and I don't wanna have to shop for it.

Joshie: ur big baby

-Tyler internally: ur big daddy-
(My friend made me add that smh thot)

Tyjo: ...

Tyjo: I mean

Tyjo: you right-

Joshie: pff I know