Dad meet my boyfriend 3

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Legolas: I think that our dads should meet.
Gimli: You what…?
Legolas: We are dating for two years now and our dads don't know each other
Gimli: And that's good, no?
Legolas: Nooo. I want them to meet!
Gimli: Okej, okej. Just stop yelling at me

…two weeks later…

*legolas, gimli and their dads are sitting in Legolas and Gimlis kitchen*
*embarrassing silence*
Legolas: what a nice weather! Don't you think dad?
Thranduil: Of course son. It is really good. What about you Gloin? How is weather at your height?
Gloin: The weather is nice. Just for me to crush your dick with head. They are just in the same height as my head.
Legolas: yeah, thats actually nice.
Gimli: shut up!
Thranduil: don't say shut up to my son, you stupid little dog!
Gloin: don't call my son dog, you fucking ugly girraffe!!
Gimli: dad! Stop!
Thranduil: I must go now. I have something to do.
Gloin: What? Don't tell me you are going home to watch Ordinace v růzové zahradě!
Thranduil: .....and so what?!... and how do you know that it is about to start?
Gloin: Well.... i watch it too.
Gimli: *facepalm* omg
Legolas: ooh, thats so great! you have something in common!
Thranduil: yes, I guess this chihuahua isnt that bad.
Gloin: The same about you, you faggot.

…An hour later…
Gimli: omg, that was so bad.
Legolad: what? I think it was fun!
Gimli: and where did you were?!