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Child?!?!?!???!

Věnováno: @Ansisisi  :D to tvé "pokračuj" mě osvítilo :DDD

Legolas: *Opens doors with a kick* Gimliiii! I am home!

Gimli: Oh, hello dear. *looks at Legolas* what is it?

Legolas: What?

Gimli: That! *points with finger at Legolas's hands*

Legolas: Oh that! That is our baby, you silly.

Gimli: What? You can't be serious. Where did you steal this poor child?

Legolas: Its our babyy! Can't you see? it looks like you?

Gimli: Really? Why?

Legolas: It's small and shouts a lot.

Gimli: Youuu.... *facepalm* And who is the mother of this child, ha?

Legolas: Me of course.

Gimli: What? How did you give birth to it?

Legolas: What?

Gimli: You heard me. You don't have these...ermm....woman parts. 

Legolas: So what?

Gimli: So you can't give birth.

Legolas: Why?

Gimli: *tries to hide his anger* Because you are stupid like a jar of pickles!

Legolas: Why are you so mean to meee? *starts to cry*

Gimli: Because you have stolen a child!!

Legolas: I haven't!!! I have adopted it!

Gimli: .......

Legolas: .......

Gimli: So...you're trying to tell me we have a baby??

Legolas: Yeees!

Gimli: *faints*

Legolas: Gimli?? Whats wrong?! Gimliii!!!