Have any of you gotten drunk before?
Jack: *cough* uh... noooooo...
Merida: LIER!
Jack: What like you haven't gotten drunk before? What about the monkey in the banana suit?
Merida: THAT WAS ONE TIME AND YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER BRING IT UP AGAIN!
Hiccup: *seperates them* well we know they've both gotten drunk. Punzie?
Rapunzel: sober since birth!
Hiccup: good girl.
Jack: what about you, Hic?
Hiccup: well...
Merida: wait... you've gotten drunk?
Hiccup: just once when my dad left a bottle of meed at home when he went on a boat trip.
Rapunzel: *giggles* oh Hiccup!
Jack: *head locks and noogies* you little bad boy!
I dare you all to each go out to different places and shoplift something.
Jack: Sweet! Haven't heard a real dare like that in ages!
Rapunzel: Oh... do we have to?
Merida: Sorry, Punzie, you can't forfit a dare.
Jack: Calm down, Punz, it's just taking a little something without paying.
Hiccup: it doesn't even have to be that big, and if you get caught, we'll go down with you.
Jack: It won't even be that harsh a punishment.
Merida: Yeah! since were kids we'll probably just get told to not do it again and they'll let us go.
Rapunzel: I suppose so.
Jack: of course we are, now lets go. *throws an arm around rapunzel*
***
Merida: *comes out of shop and meets Hiccup behind a bush. takes off scarf* what'd you get?
Hiccup: *takes out dvd of the matrix* the matrix. Its a good movie.
Merida: *applauds* very good. I got this hat. *takes out hat and put it on*.
Hiccup: looks good on you.
Merida: *blushes* thanks.
Rapunzel: *comes over and shows Hiccup and Merida her fluffy pencil*
Merida: um... well done, Punzie.
Rapunzel: thanks! wow that was such a rush!
Hiccup: I'm sure it was.
Merida: wait, do you hear that?
Rapunzel: it sounds like...
Hiccup: ...an alarm...
All three: JACK!
Jack: *running past* GUYS RUN!
ALL: *begin running*
Rapunzel: IM SCARED!
Jack: DONT WORRY, PUNZIE! I GOTCHA! *picks up princess-style*
Rapunzel: IM SLIGHTLY LESS SCARED!
Hiccup: *jumps into car and starts up engine* GUYS LETS GO!
All: *gets in car and speeds off. Jack throws the stolen jewellry box out of the window*
Jack: so not worth it!
***
*the guys are all sitting around in Jacks house having spent most of the day walking around and making sure the cops werent following them around. luckily, after the four checking, they found the shop keeper had forgotten the matter because Jack had thrown the earrings back, undamaged*
Jack: heh, maybe my shoplifting skills werd kinda sloppy today.
Merida: KINDA? Jack we were in a police chase!
Jack: Oh come on, it was one cop.
Merida: I'm still mad at you.
Hiccup: come on, Merida, live and learn!
Rapunzel: Technically we shouldn't have been shop lifting anyway.
Jack: whatever, lets get on with it.
Rapunzel: next question, please.
Sorry guys, out of questions.
Hiccup: wait what?
Merida: I'll guess we'll have to wait to get more questions and dares in the next chapter.
Jack: so send them in!
Hiccup: we get bored of being in Fan Fictions sometimes.
Rapunzel: true dat.
