I dare you to spend the whole night with the lights turned off and only using candles to see.
Jack: ooh, creepy, I like it.
Rapunzel: wouldn't that be scary?
Jack: *puts arm around Rapunzel* dont worry, Punz, I wouldn't let anything happen to you.
Hiccup: *sings* Punzie and Jack, sitting in a tree... *merida joins in*
Hiccup & Merida: k-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Hiccup: first comes love
Merida: then comes marriage
Jack: then Merida and Hiccup shut the hell up *turns off the lights and Rapunzel lights some of the candles she made*
Merida: aaaah, ya spoil sport.
I dare you all to make smores
Rapunzel: I like this dare!
Hiccup: waaaay ahead of ya *takes out biscuits, marshmallows, a box of matches and some cocktail sticks*
Jack: *lights the fire and begins to toast his marshmallow* mmm, this is nice.
Merida: *eats her smore* mmmhmm! thithiwwekwinordawwawwewywewackeseswoo.
Hiccup: what?
Merida: *sighs and shakes her head*
Who do you most look up to?
Rapunzel: Probably Lady GaGa, she doesn't care what anyone thinks.
Jack: as long as you dont dress up like her, I am okay with that.
Rapunzel: what about you, Jack.
Jack: id have to say Man in the moon, he just seems so incontrol and he is in the sky, how can i not look up to him?
Merida: ha ha, very funny. Hiccup?
Hiccup: Michael Angelo.
Jack: the turtle?
Hiccup: no, the renaissance inventor.
Merida: ah. Of course. I kinda look up to my mother, theres just something about her that I just instantly respect.
Rapunzel: aaaw...
Merida: whatever.
I dare Jack to kiss Rapunzel
Jack: wait, what?
Rapunzel: no one said anything about kissing!
Merida: well now someone did. Go on, Frosty.
Hiccup: get in there Jack.
Jack: *shrugs and kisses Rapunzel, who blushes and surprisingly kisses back*
Merida: um... lets get these two apart before this turns into a fanfiction.
Hiccup: right. *pulls Jack away* try not to eat her face off next time, buddy.
Rapunzel: *excitedly* there's gonna be a next time?!
*everyone stairs at her and Jack smirks*
Rapunzel: uh... I mean...
Does Jack have a crush on Elsa?
Merida: from what we've just scene: clearly not.
Jack: *winking* you know it.
I dare Hiccup to chug a whole litre of lemonade.
Hiccup: What?!
Merida: woo! Try not to pee yourself!
Jack: *gets out lemonade and opens cap* whenever your ready, buddy.
Merida: somehow I feel this would be a lot more exciting with beer.
Jack: OMG! DARE TWIST! I DARE HICCUP TO CHUG 6 CANS WORTH OF BEER!
Hiccup: you can't do that!
Rapunzel: sorry, Hiccup, he can. It's in the rules that a first dare can be changed slightly once by each of the four. I guess this is Jacks dare.
Hiccup: can I use my dare twist to change it back?
Rapunzel: nope, sorry.
Hiccup: dammit.
Merida: *grabs a funnel and a 6 pack* it's time to make Hiccup hiccup!
Jack: *shoves funnel tube into Hiccups mouth and cracks open all the cans, ready to tip in* you ready, mate?
Hiccup: *shakes head* uhuhuhuh
Jack: Ill take that as a yes! *tips first can in and then 2nd and so on until all cans have been drunk by Hiccup*
Merida: *takes funnel out of mouth* how do you feel, Hiccup.
Hiccup: *sways and smiles weirdly* like total shit.
*everyone laughs and then Hiccup runs into a wall*
