Ice cream isn't always tasty

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What is your favourite flavour of ice cream?

Jack: vanilla! Hands down!

Rapunzel: *licking her lips* mmm... strawberry.

Merida: *closing Rapunzels mouth* try not to drool.

Hiccup: I'd have to say mango.

Merida: Mango?

Hiccup: Yeah! It's nice! What about you?

Merida: it doesn't have to be a flavour, as long as its ice cream.

Then I dare Merida to eat any icecream made by Jacks fair hand.

Jack: *looking at his hand and smirking* well you're right about the fair hand...

Merida: you better wash those hands before you make that ice cream, Frosty.

Jack: no promises.

*Jack disappears into the kitchen and the others play cards with a nervous Merida until Jack emerges holding a weird looking grey sloppy ice cream*

Merida: I am not eating THAT!

Jack: hey, I spent time on this *he shoves it towards Merida, who takes it hesitantly and grimaces as it nears her face, holding it away quickly*

Merida: ach! it smells worse than Hiccups sock!

Hiccup: I'm standing right here, you know!

Rapunzel: *sniffs and lurches back* sorry, Hiccup, she's right.

Merida: is it... bubbling?

Jack: just eat it.

Merida: ugh. *slowly, she sticks out her tongue and dabs the icecream with it ever so slightly, quickly throwing it to the floor and disappearing into the bathroom*

Rapunzel: um... Merida? Are you okay?

Jack: behold! the results of the chunky tuna and cold spaghetti flavour ice cream!

Rapunzel & Hiccup: EEEEEEEEWWW.....

Merida, would you eat that ice cream again?

Merida: *emerging from the bath room groggily* NO.

This dare is from _MyRandomSelf_

I DARE EVERYONE TO DO THE CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE!

Jack: what's that?

Rapunzel: OH MY GOD! YOU'VE SERIOUSLY NEVER HEARD OF THE CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE?

Jack: course I have, I'm just wondering if you have.

Rapunzel: OF COURSE I HAVE!

Jack: and, because the audience might not know, why don't you tell everyone what it is?

Merida: you so don't know.

Jack: yeah I do!

Hiccup: go on then, Jack! *crosses his arms*

Jack: well... Uh... It's when... *sighs* I don't know.

Merida: HA... I knew it!

Rapunzel: *looks like she's about to explode*

Merida: *laughs* go on then, Punzie!

Rapunzel: YES! IT'S WHEN YOU SHOVE AS MANY MARSHMALLOWS AS POSSIBLE INTO YOUR MOUTH WHILE STILL BEING ABLE TO SAY CHUBBY BUNNIES!!! *gasps for air*

Hiccup: um... Yeah...

Jack: okay, Hiccup, get the marshmallows.

Hiccup: no way, you do it.

Jack: no! You!

Hiccup: no, YOU!

Merida: *hits them both around the head with a bag of marshmallows* shut up you two. Right, let the game of vomiting up marshmallows begin!

Rapunzel: yay! *puts 3 in her mouth* chubby bunnies.

Jack: *puts in 4* chubby bunnies!

Rapunzel: *puts in 3 more* chuwwy buwwies!

Jack: *puts in 5 more* wuwwy wuwwies!

Rapunzel: *puts in 10 more* CHSYIEBWKDBWJBUEJAHGENAY

Jack: *puts in 20 more* VKENAKAGDNAIAHEJAVEHAKCH

Hiccup: *pours in 30 packets* CHUBBY BUNNIES!

Merida: *spits out marshmallows* okay, Hiccup wins.

Hiccup: *swallows and smiles smugly*

Jack&Rapunzel: *spits out there marshmallows*

Rapunzel: yeah, whatever. It was a stupid game anyway.

Hiccup: aaaaw... Is someone a sore loser? *takes out a cupcake* here ya go, Punz.

Rapunzel: THANK YOU, HICCUP! *eats cupcake*

Jack: I want something!

Hiccup: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Hiccup&Jack: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!

*high fives*

Hiccup: that's what you get.

Jack: ugh. Your so evil to me!

Hiccup: *shoves a blueberry lolly in his mouth* shut your trap.

Merida: you two are so weird.

Hiccup: were all weird.

Jack: yep.

Rapunzel: request! Request! This ones from xXDemigodishnessXx

HAHA!!!!!!!! LOLZ!!!!! I dare MERRICUP to kiss *smirks*

Merida: wait, what?!

Rapunzel: you head the almost demigod.

Jack: get in there, Hiccup!

Hiccup: shut up.

Rapunzel: go on! We'll leave ya alone... ;)

Jack: *plays violin music*

Rapunzel: *sighs and drags him out*

Hiccup: *laughs nervously* so...

Merida: um... Yeah...

Hiccup: should I just-

Merida: *looks up and kisses Hiccup firmly*

Hiccup: *shocked, kisses back*

Jack: *from outside* THIS IS TAKING A REALLY LONG TIME! YOU GUYS BETTER NOT BE MAKING OUT!

Merida&Hiccup: *stop making out* Noooooo...

Merida: YOU GUYS CAN COME IN!

Rapunzel: *bursts in* OMG OMG OMG! You guys are so cute! Sometimes I wish someone had a crush on me!

Jack: *blushes and looks away*

Merida: so! Yeah! We did it! Next thingabalooza!

Rapunzel: awe... Guys, we've run out of requests!

Merida: what, already?

Rapunzel: yeah!

Hiccup: well were gonna need more!

Jack: exactly. SO SEND THEM IN!

Merida: dare or ask us anything. There is no boundaries.

Rapunzel: well, there are some, there has to be.

Jack: sorry, Blondie. There are none.

Rapunzel: awe, crap!

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