Rapunzel: (sits grumpily)
Hiccup: you okay, punz?
Rapunzel: no.
Hiccup: aw, why?
Rapunzel: cos Jack froze my hair.
Hiccup: it wasn't personal, punz. It was just a dare.
Rapunzel: but still.
Hiccup: I understand, but you know he really likes you.
Rapunzel: does he?
Hiccup: of course he does! He acts so different around you he's like another person all together.
Rapunzel: *smiles* really?
Hiccup: it's the truth. I swear it.
Rapunzel: *sighing dreamily* that's so cute.
Merida: so, if Punzies stopped fangirling-
Rapunzel: I wasn't fangirling!
Merida: -then we may continue! Oh wait, hold on. JACK! GETCHO ASS IN HERE!
Jack: *comes in* hi guys!
Rapunzel: *hugs him*
Jack: you're not mad at me anymore?
Rapunzel: nope.
Jack: yayz!
Jackunzel Fangirls: KAWAAAAAAIIIIIII~!!!
Merida: um... Anyway! This dare is from SunshineRocksxx23 again!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I AM SO EVIL!!!!!! >:)
Jack: yes you are.
Anyways, I dare y'all to listen to 1D for the whole chapter.
Jack & Hiccup: ew.
Punzie & Merida: *fangirling*
Boo: isn't there so much fangirling in this?
*everyone puts in headphones and plays 1D* (later we shall have a song)
First Question: Can I join y'all?
Everyone: YES!!!
Sunny: YAAAAAAAAAY!!
Everyone: *massive reunite hug that's really dramatic and everything and they run across a beach and there is a banana also for no reason*
Second Question: What do you think of 1D?
Jack: oh don't even get me started about how much I-
Personally, I am IN LOVE with them, but if anyone talks sh!t about my boys... *sharpens an already VERY sharp knife and grins maniacally*
Jack: -ABSOLUTELY LOVE ONE DIRECTION THEY ARE AMAZING AND SUPER HOT AND EPIC AND EVERYTHING AND THEY ARE NICE AND HAVE COOL HAIR AND ARE REALLY BRITISH AND PLEASE DONT HURT ME AND I AM WRITING A FANFICTION OF MY OWN AND I WANT ONE DIRECTION TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS AND I CANT PICK A SONG THATS MY FAVOURITE BECAUSE I LOVE THEM AND YES....
Sunny: glad to hear it.
Rapunzel: you think they're hot?
Jack: uh...
Rapunzel: that's ok. I think it's okay for a guy to like 1D
Jack: you do?
Rapunzel: as long as that guy does not mind that I snog a poster of Harry styles.
Jack: *a little jealous* um... Sure.
Merida: I love em!
Hiccup: I do not have an opinion.
Sunny: *glares at him devil eyes and all*
Hiccup: they are amazing?
Sunny: better.
Boo: and here, Sunny, is your very own COMPLETE COLLECTION OF 1D LIFE SIZE CLONES!
Clone 1D: She been my queen
Since we were sixteen
We want the same things,
We dream the same dreams,
Alright (alright)
Rapunzel: I got it all
'cause she is the one
Jack: Her mom calls me 'love',
Her dad calls me 'son',
Alright (alright)
Merida: I know, I know, I know for sure
Hiccup: Everybody wanna steal my girl
Everyone: Everybody wanna take her heart away
Merida: Couple billion in the whole wide world
Jack: (hugs Punz) Find another one 'cause she belongs to me
Everyone: Everybody wanna steal my girl,
Everybody wanna take her heart away,
Couple billion in the whole wide world,
Find another one cos she belongs to me
Sunny: *sighs and looks at clones* oh, boys.
Merida: you do know they're not real right?
Sunny: DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME, MERIDA!
Merida: okay! Okay!
Jack: shall we move on?
Hiccup: let's.
Jack: this comment is from mythlover440
Rapunzel: can I just thank you guys for being so loyal? Would you like to join us in the next chapter?
Sunny: CAN I COME BACK!!!??
Hiccup: yes, Sunny, your always welcome!
Sunny: YAAAS~! *hugs Hiccup*
Jack: MythLover says that
That, Merida, was my awesomeness kicking in. >:]
Merida: that truly was awesome.
Hiccup: especially the fat Beyoncé thing!
Rapunzel: there was a lot of talk, though. What was that about?
Jack: oh, er, nothing.
