preference: them as shit I've said
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Shiro:
-*in spanish class*
-Señora: "morir translates to 'to die'"
-me: *whispers* "yo quiero morir..."
Lance:
-*in a shared hotel at 1am*
-my friend: "what if Santa was a stripper"
-me: "ho ho ho bitch"
-*in la clase de español*
-"polla polla polla, coño coño coño"
-^translation: cock cock cock, pussy pussy pussy
-also saying pusé bc it sounds like pussy
Keith:
-*in spanish class,, again*
-Señora: "jugar in prederite form changes! it turns to jugué (pronounced: who gay)"
-me: "JUGUÉ?"
-michelle: "ME"
Pidge:
-"yknow how there are those mario n Luigi memes that say yeetus the feetus?"
-"what if we made our own?"
-"hm..."
-"eatus the meatus..."
-"eatus the penus"
-"BLOCKUS THE COCKUS HAHAHA"
-sorry not sorry^
Hunk:
-*calls mom*
-"mom are you almost here?"
-"hurry please, there's someone I don't like calling my name"
-"I'm too nice to say screw off"
-"help me..."
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Fanfictionmight add some potential conspiracies too ❥ mainly klance シ ❥ started: 8.26.18 status: ongoing/open requests ❥ #523 Klance 8.27.18 ❥ #141 Writing 9.19.18 ❥ #60 Trash 9.22.18 ❥ #245 Imagines 8.30.18 ❥ cover: ihnameless on tumblr
