Facts About Boreo That I Came
Up With
1. Theo always worries what he'll look like when he's older. He's afraid he'll look like his dad and Boris will leave him.
2. Boris is a TOTAL blanket hog.
3. Theo doesn't like the crusts on his pizza so Boris always goes half and half with Popchyk (im too lazy to check if i spelled that right.)
4. Boris cries over sad movies and it makes Theo laugh cause I guess Boris isn't so intimidating after all.
5. Theo sings along and dances ridiculously to the songs on the radio and Boris often wishes he had a video recorder.
6. Boris once accidentally signed them both up for a talent show and Theo had to go to guidance to sort it all out. Boris was laughing his ass of but Theo wasn't amused.
7. Boris once tried to cook for Theo while he was sick and set part of the kitchen on fire.
8. Boris once threw Theo in the pool while he was trying to sleep.
9. Theo always makes a list for Boris to shoplift.
10. Boris kills the spiders. End of story.
11. Boris is a total morning person and it annoys the fuck out of Theo because when Boris leaves the bed he gets cold.
12. Boris proposes and starts panicking and says half of it in Russian. Theo still said yes.
THIS WAS SO BAD BUT LIKE KIND OF CUTE??? IDK IT TOOK ME LIKE NO TIME HOPE YOU LIKED IT ANYWAY LOL💖💖💖
