Zuzu: Hello my friends! Guess what today is!
Natsu: Food fight day ?
Gajeel: Arm wrestle ?
Wendy: Sweets ?
Sting: pool party ?
Rogue: Reading ?
Laxus: Vacation ?
Cobra: Idiots, she has all the dragon slayers here for a reason.
Nagisa: Who's the best dragon slayer!!! Hope no one takes it too personal! So guess who's the best!
All dragon slayers but wendy: Me!!!!
Zuzu: Wrong! It's Wendy!
Laxus: What! We're stronger than her! I know she's a little girl, but still!
Zuzu: She has to do the heavy lifting of healing all of you in battle. And you numbskulls get hurt a lot. You think healing magic is just glowing light?
All dragon slayers but wendy and cobra: ....
(Comment who your favorite dragon slayer is)!!!
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