Zuzu: Hey lucy how come when you guys are fighting, you somehow manage to stay up all night and defeat your enemies ? And then the sun comes up.
Lucy: Well natsu is natsu and erza is erza.
zuzu: Hmm ? Ok ?
Jellal: At least my comrades are normal.
Zuzu: That reminds me, how does angel fight without her clothes slipping ? And how does cobra move so quickly with a heavy coat? In fact! How do any of the guys manage to fight without a wardrobe malfunction?
Jellal: ..... Idk.

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