Zuzu: Guys, I have to be honest.
Sting: Sure, but why are all the dragon slayers here again ?
Zuzu: Because..... (Breathes) Natsu is an idiot, gajeel overestimates his singing. Laxus is a cocky bastard, sting is natsu's idiot sidekick, rogue has a friggin sword he never uses when he might need it!!! Seriously why would you carry a sword and not use it!!!
Rogue: ........
Zuzu: So many idiots in this room.
Natsu: Hey!!! What about cobra!?!
Zuzu: He's not dumb, he's just traumatized.
Sting: What about Wendy ?
All but sting: (gasp)!!!
Zuzu: Are you speaking ill of the Angel that lifts your sickness!! You should be ashamed!!!
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fairy tail scenarios
HumorRandom,stuff. There will be cussing! These are all random thoughts on my head along with inspirations from other scenarios. DISCLAIMER!!! I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR JOKES AND PUNS!! FAIRY TAIL WAS MADE BY HIRO MASHIMA!!!
