Spreadin' the Love (BOYXBOY)

Little Green Monster

NICK'S POV

I laughed, grinning at Camilla as she told me about how she had scared the pants off Jason the other day. We walked down the hall.

"....poodle piddle! Don't you agree Nicky? Poodle Piddle is sooooo weird to say! Jason wouldn't tell me his opinion but that's probably cuz he was making some piddle himself after I scared him! Hahahahahaha!" Cami giggled hysterically, and that was when Hank the Hulk walked up, with his creepy, over-sized muscles, cocky smirk, and STD, hormone riddled brain.

"Hey baby. What's a fine looking gal like you hanging around a NERD like Lawson?" he sneered at me, while continuing to leer disgustingly at Cami, who looked up at him with wide, scared eyes, slightly cowering behind me.

"N-nicky! W-what-" Cami whispered in my ear, tears building in her eyes, as Hulk continued to trail his eyes suggetsively down her body.

"Look man. Leave Camilla alone." I growled, angry that Hulk was upsetting her.

"Look Lawson. Leave so me and Camilla can talk" he winked at Cami who trembled like a leaf in the wind.

"Leave. Her. Alone" I gritted my teeth, ready to punch his teeth in for looking at Cami in such a disgusting way.

"This is none of your f*cking business so f*ck off!" Hulk grunted, making to grab Cami's arm, but someone's hand clamped on his wrist.

"GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM HER!" Jason roared, his blue eyes blazing with an azure fire, glaring into Hulk's wary plain brown ones.

"Look, Jay-man-" but Hulk didn't get far, because Jason's fist flew into Hulk's face, who reeled back from pain.

"STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY BABY COUSIN OR YOU'LL BE DEALING WITH ME AND NICK! GOT THAT PUNK!" I smirked at the now cowering Hulk, who was easily 5 inches taller than both me and Jason. Jason gently took Camilla's arm, steering her through the gathered crowd of people who had witnessed the scene. I quickly caught up, having lashed out a kick into Hulk's side, before wrapping an arm around Camilla, only to have Jason stop suddenly.

"Oh, and one more thing" Jason turned to glare at the Hulk. "Don't call me Jay" he growled, before turning to me and winking, a seductive smirk on his lips.

I blinked, dazed, before looking at his retreating back in confusion. Why would he look at me like that?

Camilla giggled girlishly next to me, before tugging my arm to follow Jay.

"C'mon Nicky"

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"NICK!!!" a familiar voice screeched, and I groaned under my breath, making both Cami and Jason look at me quizically.

"NICK!!! Like HI!" Valerie popped up at my side, trailing her fingers up and down my bicep in what was supposed to be a seductive action, but left me feeling sickened.

"What do you want?" I grumbled, and she batted her mascara-coated eyelashes.

"Nicky?" I looked over at Cami, who was looking at Valerie warily.

"Nicky? WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU CALLING MY GUY NICKY?" Valerie shrieked, gaining the attention of the entire cafeteria. Camilla shrunk into her seat, and I glared at the b*tch who scared her.

"THAT! Is my girlfriend b*tch! SO why don't you f*ck off and leave me alone!" I growled, lying through my teeth, and Camilla touched my arm in confusion. Jay tugged on her hand, telling her what was going on, whispering in her ear.

"Oh yeah? So why is Jason holding her like that?" Valerie asked smugly, but I looked back at her just as smugly.

"Because she's my cousin b*tch" Jay spat at her, glaring, while wrapping an arm around Cami.