Zero Suit Samus POV
*Events that took place before the ending of the last chapter*
Ugh i just hate the fact that Ridley is playable!! Ugh what is Sakurai thinking he knows that i hate Ridley with a passion!! Maybe thats why he made me my own separate fighter but whatever i'm still gonna beat the crap out of Ridley soon... *bumps into Ike*
ZSS: Oops sorry Ike
Ike: Its nothing
ZSS: Dang what happened to you since Brawl *chuckles*
Ike: Why you like what you see? *starts flexing muscles*
ZSS: A little bit *chuckles* i can't wait to...
Ike: To what?
ZSS: Umm nothing its nothing!!
Ike: C'mon old friend tell me
ZSS: Well knowing the troll Sakurai i told him not to add Ridley but now look Ridley is a playable character!! Damn i'm pissed!!
Ike: Thats all *laughs*
ZSS: SHUT UP!! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT RIDLEY DID TO ME HE KILLED MY PARENTS DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT WAS ON ME? HUH IKE? DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE NO PARENTS? THATS WHY I HATE RIDLEY AND WHENEVER U SEE THAT BEAST IT URGES ME TO BLAST HIM IN THE FACE!!
Ike: Well now in Smash you can beat up Ridley if you want so thats a positive point on him being playable right?
ZSS: I guess but you got me all emotional you jerk!!
Ike: Sorry about that
ZSS: Ugh whatever...
Ike: Someone needs a hug c'mon
I reached into his arms i felt protected by his strong muscular body i wanted to stay like this forever.
Pit: IKE!!
Ike: Huh did you here something Samus?
ZSS: No you must be hearing stuff you psycho any ways i gotta go beat the crap out of Ridley see ya!!
Ike: See Ya!!
As i walk away from him i yell out
ZSS: Keep lifting weights!!
Ike: Okay!!
Oh god why did i say that "keep lifting weights" thats the lamest thing ever!! Ugh well i'm an idiot but i do feel something special about Ike i think i like him... Like a lot!! Maybe i'll tell him right after i beat the crap out of Ridley!!
*Present Time*
Pit POV
Why would i ever think me and Ike would have a thing? He obviously likes women including Samus but why did it bother me so much maybe i do love him.. or maybe i don't but what i feel for Ike is now gone now that i've faced reality.
Pit: UGH I'M SO DEPRESSED!!
Chrom: Same here kid.
Pit: UHH CHROM YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME?!?
Man, i thought i was by myself in the cafeteria but it looks like Chrom is here too.
Chrom: I've just got here but any ways whats your situation umm... Pit
Pit: Oh its nothing really i was just blabbering about stuff!! *laughs nervously*
Chrom: I can tell you are depressed about something.
Pit: Its just about a crush thats it
Chrom: Oh did she find a boyfriend or did he find a girlfriend?
Pit: Well umm.. He found a girlfriend
Chrom: Let me guess was it Ike?
Pit: EHHH HOW DID YOU KNOW???!!!!??
Chrom: Well i was with Ike when you shouted "I DONT LOVE IKE"
Pit: Oh well now its nothing between us.
Chrom: Guess the both of us can be depressed buddies!! *smile*
Wow that was the first time i saw Chrom smile ever since he got here maybe he just needed a friend or an depressed buddy. But me and Chrom are different
Pit: No
Chrom: HUUHHHH???!! So we cant be friends or depressed budies
Pit: Both of us... we're still different
Chrom: Huh?
Pit: I'm depressed for a good reason while your depressed for a dumb reason!!
Chrom: ME NOT BEING PLAYABLE IS NOT THE REASON WHY I'M DEPRESSED!!
Pit: Then may i ask what it is?
Chrom: Its just that i care about my daughter and i dont wanna see her fighting out there and getting hurt it pains me to see her get hurt and suffer!! Thats why i wanted Sakurai to choose me over Lucina but that didnt happen.
Pit: CHROM IM SO SORRY FOR SAYING YOU HAVE A DUMB REASON PLEASE FORGIVE ME YOUR REASON IS PROBABLY BETTER THAN MINE I'M A FOOL!!
Chrom: No worry kiddo! As long as we can be depressed buddies!!
Pit: Sure depressed buddies for life!!
Palutena: NO ONE IS GONNA BE DEPRESSED!!
OH MY GODDESS SHE HEARD OUR WHOLE CONVERSATION DIDN'T SHE!!
Palutena: BOTH OF YOU NEED TO SHAPE UP AND FACE REALITY STOP BEING DEPRESSED AND GET UP AND LIVE LIFE!! THATS WHAT YOU WERE MADE TO DO!! CHEER UP YOU GUYS AND LETS HAVE FUN!!
Pit and Chrom: Okay thank you Lady Palutena
Palutena: Oh please its my job to help those in need!!
Pit: Oh yea Chrom, Palutena please dont tell anyone about the whole situation with me and...
Ike: With you and who?
OH GODDESS HE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE GOOD THING HE WASNT HERE FOR THE ME LIKING HIM BUT HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND PART!! THANK GODDESS BUT NOW WHAT DO I SAY I'M SO CONFUSED?!? SHOULD I CONFESS UMMM ... HECK NO!! I HAVE TO LIE BUT WHAT DO I SAY GAHHH!!!
~End of Chapter~
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Real Life Smash
FanfictionA fanfiction focused on life during Smash Bros. The fanfic focuses on 3 couples being Ike x Pit, Marth x Rosalina x Link x Dark Pit, and Link x Roy x Zelda. The fanfic will contain yaoi ( Boy Love ) so WARNING if your not into that stuff do not read...
