Pit POV
Ugh I wish Ike didn't spend all his time in Training I get really lonely at times. I would even talk to Pittoo if I had to and he's the worst, but it is fun teasing him. And wheres Palutena? She's probably Training too huh maybe I should train also!! I mean the Wii U version is coming up soon. Maybe I should go train. When I got to the training room I saw lots of 1 on 1 training sessions like Pittoo against Marth and even Palutena against Zero Suit Samus you go Palutena!! I finally got to Ike he was going against Ganondorf man thats a tough opponent but both are real powerhouses so i'm sure Ike will be fine... I hope. I miss the times when Ike would come over to my place we would play video games and he'd wrap his muscular arms around me and I'd sit on his lap. But now he always gets to his room late and he's always training. I'm usually talking to Viridi or something but she's out doing work since Viridi is a stage hazard for the "Reset Bomb Stage" on the 3ds version she always has to make her appearance so she's mostly busy. I want to go and talk with Ike. After the battle I go and try making conversation with him.
Pit: Hey Ike
Ike: Oh hey Pit
Pit: When are you going to be done training?
Ike: Not till later
Pit: Oh
Shulk: Hey Ike lets go at it!!
Ike: Alright then Monado boy haha
Pit: So anyways Ike--
Shulk: C'mon then Ike if your not afraid are you?
Ike: Lets go then Shulk time!!
Pit: Ike wait!!
What the Underworld!! Its like Ike's training is more important than me. The last time we spoke was last week and it was just at the cafeteria when I asked if he's gonna be busy but he said yeah and went to go sit with Marth instead of me? Somehow this relationship isn't working out.
Dark Pit: Aww is poor Pit sad?
Pit: Hey Pittoo
Dark Pit: I'm not Pittoo!!
Pit: Ok "Dark" Pit what do you want?
Dark Pit: Looks like your relationship with Ike isn't going well poor little Pit.
Pit: Stay out of this Pittoo
Dark Pit: You know you can leave Ike and be with me if you want Pit?
Pit: Heck no I'd never be with you!!
Dark Pit: Or how about I'll be with Ike once you two are finished?
Pit: Go ahead he'll be the worst boyfriend to you anyways
Dark Pit: I always had my interests in Ike he'a just so sexy and I bet he has a huge cock
Pit: DARK PIT?!?!
Dark Pit: What I've bet he's shown it to you or done it to you
Pit: No he hasn't
Dark Pit: No wonder your relationship is terrible you gotta let him fuck you
Pit: DARK PIT?!?! You know I don't like that language it just sounds weird.
Dark Pit: Just let Ike's huge dick go up your tight ass
Pit: PITTOO!! See that language is just weird and makes me feel uncomfortable
Dark Pit: Thats because your an angel an sweet virgin angel
Pit: What are you getting at?
Dark Pit: I'll widen your hole for you so it'll be ready for Ike later
Pit: What do you mean widen? And my hole? What hole?
Dark Pit: I'll widen your asshole with my cock so your ass will be ready for Ike later.
Pit: Eww Pittoo thats just gross even for your level of evil you wouldnt rape me would you?
Dark Pit: If I really wanted to yes I would but right now I really want to
Pit: Now now hold on Pittoo
Dark Pit: Its Dark Pit now open wide for my cock!!
Pit: UGH NO STOP!!
Dark Pit: Hahahaha!! You should see the look on your face Pit haha you looked so scared haha
Pit: Pittoo you shouldnt do stuff like that you scared me to death I thought you were actually gonna do that to me haha.
Dark Pit: Haha I'm just messing but I will fuck you in the future
Pit: Hahaha lets be serious now and stop using weird terms
Dark Pit: Whatever good chat you actually got me really hard
Pit: Uhh yea whatever
Ok that was really weird...
~End of Chapter~
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Real Life Smash
FanfictionA fanfiction focused on life during Smash Bros. The fanfic focuses on 3 couples being Ike x Pit, Marth x Rosalina x Link x Dark Pit, and Link x Roy x Zelda. The fanfic will contain yaoi ( Boy Love ) so WARNING if your not into that stuff do not read...