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Roses Are Red,

I have a phone,

Nobody texts me,

Forever Alone...

Roses Are Red,

Violets Are Blue,

I have 5 fingers,

The middle one is for you.. ;)

Roses Are Red,

Violets Are Blue,

He's for me,

Not for you,

And if by chance,

You take my place,

I'll take my fist,

And smash your face.

Roses Are Red,

That part is true,

But violets are puple,

Not freaking blue...

Roses Are Red,

My name is not Dave,

This is really random,

Microwave..

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