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There was once a magic mirror which could kill you if you lied to it. One day, a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediatly dropped dead.
The next day, a red her was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediatly dropped dead.
Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth and said to herself "I think," and dropped dead

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