~Random things
it's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.
You little rebel, I like you.
Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.
Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
What's the point in blurring out the middle finger on television? Like, oh you fooled me, what's behind that blur? An umbrella? An elephant?
That frustrating moment when your almost done with your cereal and the last five pieces are like, "Haha! catch me if you can"
YOU ARE READING
My Funny Book
RandomThis is my funny book! Hope you'll enjoy it! And I'm sorry if I offended you somehow, it's only for humor. Attention!! A lot of you are complaining about my typos.. If you don't like it then just stop reading my book.. Thank you
