Stan's DAddy:
Memmmmsmsms Tat little boi with tha NoIws berbs nesT has a SWeeeet aszzzzz. He as ThIcczzz as a Double STuffed Oreo.
Tweek:
Okay stan's dad is Freaking me out, he keeps lookin as mah Axxxxzz man this is to much pressure. "GAH! THR UNDERPANTS GNOME STOLE MY NDER WHERE TODAY AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING ON AHHHHHHHHH."ohhhhhhhh shitttt!!! I said them out loud!
3rd person P.O.V
When tweek yelled that he had no underwear, STans papi was the first to react. He swooped tweek off his feet and molested him.
The end
WaIt!!!??
No not yet
Okay lez continue...
TwicH: AHHH MAY Azzzcc
It hurts!!
Stans mom has entered the chat
Stan's papi has left the chat
SHAron: AH you Cunt! Sleepin with Mah Manzzz
Then Tweek got yeeted to the sun,
The end
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Authors note
I know this was bad, I'm sorry I never did this before.
(Its probably not even funny) any way, send more request!!!
(JUST SO WE ARE CLEAR I DO NOT CONDONE THE SHIPPING OF AN ADULT AND A MINOR, THANKYOU)
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South Park CRACK-Shots
Randommhhhhhhh ya gurl desided to actually (attempt) to make a book.a CRACK BOOK
