Stan's p.o.v
"Illlllll hassssss this big fat crush on my sbf Kylezzzz, he has a *Hic* big asss." I say to this Howt guy that's in my room. "But forrrr you I jussat might re -reconsider." "Stan, did you steal your dads beers again?" The guy asked. "Heeeyyyyy, how doo yo kn-ow mah nawmes?" "I'm Kyle you stupid." The guy said. "Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, hey kyyy, yaaay wanna hav *HiC* e Smex?" "Ummm no dude you're drunk and anyways your penis is probably the size of a Q-tip." He said. "HEYYyyYyyY, I take offense!" In wanted to prove this smexy fake Kyle that I fhave a flipping big sausage. I then wip out my wenis. "DOEES THIS LOOOOooooK LiIiiKkE aaAAA SMOOL PENISSS!?!?!?!?" "AHHHHH STAN PUT YOUR PENIS BACK IN YOUR PANTS!"
Kyle's p.o.v
I want to kill Stan so much rn. I swear. I tried to calm Stan down but he didn't stop, he ended up running out of the door. "STAN YOU FUCK FACE, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" "I HAVE TO SHOW OFF MY HUDGE DING A LING TO CRRAIIG, HE WILL BE SOSSSSOSOS JELIOUSE!" Stan screen out. I tackled him on the floor and took him home. "Stan, imma bout to just give you these sleeping pills." " NU Uh, immmm nwwoyt gooin to tayahebe them pillzzzss." I stood there and thought about a way to get him to take the pills. "Stan what I bout I give you a smooch?" I watch him think. "Okay!" Right before he decided to eat my face I popped the pill in my mouth and kissed him, thus forcing him to take the pill. " YooouUu taSte weirdddddddd—————." He then black out. Thank god!
Note to self: When Stan wakes up, make him you boyfriend.
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