South Park CRACK-Shots

twink x Crog

Hi! My name is Tweek Twink and I have a bIg problem! What is it you may ask? Well I went to the doctor and they diagnosed me with big gay! Ack, this is way to much pressure because if I'm gay then me and Craig can't say no homo right after vacuuming each other's faces! G a h! No more gay butt time. I guess I have to tell Craig now..

Time skip bought to you by dekus screems

Me and craig are in his bed rn. I think it's time to tell him my true identity *sad clown hours 🤡* "um, Craig?" I turn my HOwt Body towards him and looked deep into his beautiful eyes, as a true drug addict would. "What is it, twitch?" He replies. "I TOLD YOU Not TO CaLL Me ThAt aCKK!" "Kk, cool your hat sexy ass tweek!" He replied. I of course am unfazed, I mean it's what bros do right? Call each other sexy, cuddle and have hot make out times right????

Anyways I get ready to tell hime this life changing info. "Craig, I went to the doctors yesterday and they diagnosed me with big gay, I guess all those good times we had didn't get canceled because I still have the gay." Crog was shook, he looked like someone decided to take out stripe with a gun and then kill the actor for red racer. "WAIT I'm GaY now tOo!" He exclaimed. " I'm sorry craig, I didn't mean to be gay, it just the way I was born!" I struck my most dramatic pose. Craig stared At my ass. "Welp, I guess if you can't beat them, join them." He said, then we did the extreme sex. Stripe kept making noses but who cares about that?

Another time skip bought to you by the creepers. Aww Man!

Me and Craig got down with the sexy gay times in bed. Suddenly Ruby walked in with her phone. "Finally got that HowT Yaoi sex! The fangirls are gonna pay millions for this!" That was me and Craig's cue to....................continue being gay cause who cares!

THe EnD (oh btw stripe is forever scared)

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A/n man this was rushed because I literally just wrote it. Its probably not as good as the other ones but meh!