Scenario:
You are haing a lovely chat with someone. Suddenly, it becomes not so lovely, because... DUN DUN DUUUUUN...
THEY SPIT ON YOUR FACE!!!! It's not even funny. You and I have both been there, and we both know it's not very pleasant AT ALL. How could someone seemingly be so lovely and talk in such a lively and entertaining manner, all of a sudden break apart your beautiful bond of conversation WHICH YOU ONCE WOULD HAVE CALLED FRIENDSHIP???!!!
I accidentally started writing in Caps, but imma leave it there. It looks good.
Anyways as I was saying. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS SORT OF THAYUNG??
Do NOT:
Wipe it away and pretend it didn't happen. That is the coward's way out. And also, don't continue talking.
Do:
Spit right back on the offendor's face. It's a free pass, and it will make them feelless embarrassed. I mean, how embarrassing would it be if you were having a lovely chat with someone, and suddenly it becomes not so lovely, because YOU SPIT ON THEIR FACE?!!
WARNING: Don't use Caps lock so much, as it may damage the button, which I have just found out.
WARNING 2: Careful not to spit in the eye, or the mouth, asit is really yucky - unless they do it to you, which is when it is merely acceptable.
Happy spitting, huh?
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