Scenario:
You are sitting in a large room filled with a vast amount of jaunty office people. There is a small rumble at the front, and a majorly important business meeting begins. Everyone is sitting at a large table. Ten minutes through, you fall asleep. OH. GOD. NO...
This, my friend, is probably the worst situation EVER, EVER, EVER, ever, ever... (this was supposed to be one of those awkward echos like they do in movies, por ejemplo, (scuse mah spanish...) Finding Nemo, when the spiky fish is like "THE RING OF FIRE!!!" And then it just sloooows down, ya know what I mean?
AAANYHOOOOWWWW...
Even worse if you snore, and then a little bit of drool just slips out of the corner of your mouth and drips onto the table, like euughugughi. Excuse me, I've just been feeling a little weird lately, but you can't blame me, it's 2:35 am. Yup, can't sleep. It's only a matter of 25 minutes until everything starts to get hysterically funny. Anon. Here's how to deal with falling asleep during an important meeting.
Do NOT:
Apologise. No no no no no. Do not, in any case, apologise. It is just soooo embarrasing. Did you read that in an extremely posh British accent? I know I did >.<
Also, do not make up an excuse, it is LYING... And even if it is the truth, don't tell it, because the Do for this situation is much better, and waaaay more fun.
Do:
Go back to sleep. Hopefully, when you wake up, the meeting willbe finished and everyone will have gone. Besides, you probably would have needed to catch up on much needed sleep. On that note, goodnight, I am going to lie down and chillax until bout 12 in the aft'noon. As soon as I finish writin the warnings...
WARNING: If it's an important meeting, then don't fall asleep again, no matter how tempting it may be. It could change your life. (This cheesiness does not suit me).
WARNING 2: Risk of being fired, or a big telling off from BOSS. O.o
Nighty night! :D
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