Karkats POV:
"HEY GAMZEE....WHATS THE SCHOOL LIKE?" I asked sitting by my desk while Gamzee sat on my bed.
"ScHoOl? Oh iTs aLl fUlL oF mIraClEs."
"I GUESSED YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT...BUT NO...I MEANT THE HUMANS...."
"Oh...tHeYrE cOoL I GuESs...yOu ShOuLD mEeT OuR My aNd KaN SiS'S fRieNdS. ShEs DaTInG a HuMaN. HeR NaMeS RoSe."
"DATING? WHATS DATING?"
"Oh...I fOrGoT yOu wErEnT fRiEnDs WiTh AnY Of ThEm. ThEy sAiD DatInG Is lIkE a MaTESpRiT tHiNg."
"OH THAT!!!"
"OH SO HER MATESPRIT IS THIS ROSE THEN?"
"YuP. ShEs a CoOl SiS."
"IS THAT IT?"
"No. ThErEs JoHn DaVe aNd JaDe. "
"WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?"
"RoSeS bRo iS dAvE aNd tHeiR frIenDs aRe jOhN anD jAdE wHo aRe aLsO bRo anD sIs."
"AND THEYRE YOUR FRIENDS TOO?"
"YeAh DoNt WoRry AbOuT it Kar BrO. WaNnA mEsSagE oNe oF thEm?"
"WHAT? NO! I DONT KNOW ANY OF THEM! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT ME TO?"
"So tHeY cAn MeEt yOu! BeSt To sTaRt EaRLy! HoNk! "
"UGH...SEEING IM GOING TO MEET THEM AMYWAY MIGHT AS WELL. WHO FIRST?"
"HeRe. LeT mE tYpE iN tHeIr pEstEr ChUm!"
"THEY HAVE PETERCHUM?"
"YuP!"
Gamzee walked over to the computer and typed in EctoBiologist.
"ThIs iS JoHn BrO."
CarcinoGeneticist started pestering EctoBiologist:
CG: hEy jOhN BrO!
EB: Gamzee?
CG: wHatS uP mOtHeR FuCkEr?
EB: Why are you on...CarcinoGeneticist? What happened to TerminallyCapricious?
CG: I'm uSiNg My fRiEnDs KaR bRo. He JuSt mOvEd hErE. I wAnTeD hIm tO mAkE sOmE hUmAn FrIeNdS! :0)
EB: oh he's a troll? Cool! Can I talk to him?
CG: sUrE tHiNg. :0)
I turned to Gamzee
"I DONT KNOW GAMZEE.."
"ItS cOoL KAr Bro!"
CG: HI
EB: hi! So your Kar Bro?
CG: MY NAME IS FUCKING KARKAT. NOT KAR BRO.
CG: K-A-R-K-A-T
EB: oh.. Well hi Karkat! I'm John Egbert!
CG: JOHN EGBERT? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS EGBERT?
EB: well what kind of name is Karkat? :B
CG: I DONT FUCKING KNOW.
EB: Hey! Do you like Nic Cage!?
CG: WHOS NIC CAGE?
EB: only the best person ever! Do you ile Con-Air?
CG: CON AIR?
EB: it's a movie! How do you not know who Nic cage or what con air is?
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Red And Yellow ( Solkat )
FanfictionSolkat Karkat Vantas just moved into a new town along with his brother Kankri and Porrim. He has this internet friend he likes to open up with but he has no clue who this person is. Sollux Captor had just been through a terrible tragedy. All he ha...
