Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet
in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye,
a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. "Ye gads, matey," says Morty. "What happened to ya?"
Sol says, "Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg."
"And yer hand?" asks Marty.
"When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook."
"OK, but what's with the eye patch?"
"I was standin' on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye."
"But ya don't go blind from no seagull poop."
"True," says Sol. "But it was me first day with the hook."
—Jason Alexander, who played
George on Seinfeld and recently appeared on Broadway in
A Fish in the Dark
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