[Intro: Thomas Jefferson, (Ensemble)] The Election of 1800! Can we get back to politics? Please? Yo...
[Verse 1: Thomas Jefferson] Every action has its equal opposite reaction John Adams shat the bed; I love the guy, but he's in traction Poor Alexander Hamilton, he is missing in action So now I'm facing Aaron Burr with his own faction
[James Madison] He's very attractive in the North, New Yorkers like his chances
[Jefferson] He's not very forthcoming on any particular stances
[Madison] Ask him a question, it glances off, he obfuscates, he dances
[Jefferson] And they say I'm a Francophile, at least they know I know where France is
[Madison] Thomas, that's the problem; see, they see Burr as a less extreme you You need to change course, a key endorsement might redeem you
[Jefferson] Who did you have in mind?
[Madison] Don't laugh
[Jefferson] Who is it?
[Madison] You used to work on the same staff.
[Jefferson] Whaaaat?
[Hook 1: Thomas Jefferson and James Madison]
[Madison] It might be nice, it might be nice To get Hamilton on your side
[Jefferson and Madison] It might be nice, it might be nice To get Hamilton on your side
[Break: Aaron Burr and (Ensemble)] Talk less! (Burr!) Smile more! (Burr!) Don\'t let them know what you\'re against or what you\'re for! (Burr!) Shake hands with him! (Burr!) Charm her! (Burr!) It's 1800; ladies, tell your husbands, vote for Burr!
[Verse 2: Various Ensemble] I don't like Adams! Well, he's gonna lose, that's just defeatist. And Jefferson? In love with France! Yeah, he's so elitist! I like that Aaron Burr! I can't believe we're here with him! He seems approachable? Like you could grab a beer with him
[Bridge 1: (Alexander Hamilton) & Ensemble] Dear Mr. Hamilton Your fellow Federalists would like to know how you'll be voting (It's quiet uptown...) Dear Mr. Hamilton John Adams doesn't stand a chance, so who you are you promoting? (It's quiet uptown...) Jefferson or Burr? Jefferson or Burr? We know, it's lose/lose Jefferson or Burr? Jefferson or Burr? But if you had to choose... Dear Mr. Hamilton John Adams doesn't stand a chance, so who you are you promoting? But if you had to choose!
[Verse 3: Alexander Hamilton & Aaron Burr]
[Hamilton] Well, if isn't Aaron Burr, sir.
[Burr] Alexander!
[Hamilton] You've created quite a stir, sir.
[Burr] I'm going door to door!
[Hamilton] You're openly campaigning?
[Burr] Sure!
[Hamilton] That's new.
[Burr] Honestly, it's kind of draining
[Hamilton] Burr?
[Burr] Sir?
[Hamilton] Is there anything you wouldn't do?
[Burr] No, I'm chasing what I want, and you know what?
[Hamilton] What?
[Burr]
I learned that from you
[Bridge 2: James Madison, Thomas Jefferson and (Ensemble)]
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose...)
[Madison] ...It's a tie
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose...)
[Jefferson] It's up to the delegates
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose...)
[Jefferson and Madison] It's up to Hamilton!
(If you had to choose, if you had to choose...) (Jefferson or Burr? Jefferson or Burr?) (Choose, choose, choose!)
[Verse 4: Alexander Hamilton and (Ensemble)] Yo (Oh!) The people are asking to hear my voice (Oh!) But the country is facing a difficult choice (Oh!) And you were to ask me who I'd promote... (Oh!) ...Jefferson has my vote (Oh!) I have never agreed with Jefferson once... (Oh!) We have fought on like 75 different fronts (Oh!) But when all said and all is done... Jefferson has beliefs; Burr has none
[Hook 2: Thomas Jefferson, Aaron Burr, James Madison and (Ensemble)] (Ooooh!)
[Jefferson and Madison] Well, I'll be damned! Well, I'll be damned!
[Madison] Hamilton's on your side
(Well, I'll be damned! Well, I'll be damned!)
[Madison] And... you won in a landslide
[Burr] Congrats on a race well won I did give you a fight.
[Jefferson] Uh-huh...
[Burr] I look forward to our partnership.
[Jefferson] Our partnership?
[Burr] As your vice president!
[Jefferson] [laughs] Yeah, right!
[Outro: Thomas Jefferson and James Madison]
[Jefferson] You hear this guy? Man openly campaigns against me, talking 'bout "I look forward to our partnership!"
[Madison] It is crazy that the guy who comes in second gets to be vice president
[Jefferson] OOOH! Y'know what, we can change that! Y'know why?
[Madison] Why?
[Jefferson] 'Cause I'm the president! Burr... When you see Hamilton, thank him for the endorsement.
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