Pretty soon surprisingly, Shaniqua and Nicholas managed to stop crying and calm down. It was an eventful 30 minutes for them, but to them, it was worth it.
"Ok, now that everyone has simmered, let's put on the radio!" Shakiro declared, switching on the radio. The pamily were very fussy and demanding when it came to the radio. None of them could agree on any song, except for Body Rolls of course.
"Very underwhelming selection so far Shakiro," said Siobhan. And then, Nicholas switched back into his realm. An Ariana Grande song was immediately skipped upon hearing it. "Ugh, we are not listening to that rubbish!" groaned Shakiro.
"EXCUSE ME!" screamed Nicholas, voice cracking.
"Well you are overly obsessed with her Nicholas; why don't we play something different? Besides, it's very creepy how addicted you are to her," Shakiro continued.
"With respect, that is an insult of my integrity and I do not appreciate that," Nicholas formally said.
"Nicky stop being posh!" Penelope cried.
"No!" Nicholas snapped, voice cracking once more. "You put Ariana Grande on right this instant!"
"No Nicholas! Buzz off!" Gwyeneth ordered.
"NEVER!" Nicholas screamed, before lunging onto Shakiro. The two men began fighting, and it was a very confusing spectacle.
"Get off me woman!" Shakiro yelled, despite him clearly winning the "fight".
"I don't think so!" Nicholas shouted, with a creepy smile upon his face.
"You fight like a girl Nick, is it because you are one?" Shakiro boomed.
"CHARRRGEEE! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"
The two men continued to fight, but before long, the party bus span and crashed on the floor, destroying itself in the process. It collapsed and landed with a THUD! And soon, the Pamily were stranded in a desert, bizarrely.
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Pamily Road Trip
HumorA stupid bunch of friends decided it was a good idea to go on a "Pamily Road Trip", where events escalate fairly quickly. Nicholas' uncontrollable jealousy of Shakiro proves to be catastrophic, whilst Penelope and Shaniqua debate on whether you sho...
