Hazbin Hotel Oneshots [CLOSED]

Angeldust x reader: Sad Spider In Melancholy Boots

Yeet Yeet YEET! Hello Lyds here. I think I'm sick but WHATEVER! This was requested by @Xmenfangurl . Enjoy!  Also: (y/n)= your name (f/c)= favorite color (e/c)= eye color (n/n)

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       Y'know, it's hard. Being the girlfriend of a pornstar isn't easy. Especially in hell. Right now, my "one true love" was being over dramatic and a crybaby. "A-And then h-he told-d me h-he wouldn't pay-y me f-for that h-handjob!" Angeldust burst into tears and sobbed over dramatically. I patted his back and sat him on the couch, which was (f/c).
Some times I feel like I'm in love with a toddler, not a grown spider-demon. I sighed mentally and smiled sweetly at my blob of pink and white.

         I kissed his tears and wiped off his runny mascara. " I'll make sure HE doesn't bother you again." I smiled evilly at the thought of gutting him for his offense against my boyfriend. Angeldust looked into my (e/c) eyes and grinned. "But I have a booboo..." (I feel so weird 0_o) He put on the most innocent face ever, one that's hard not to give in to. I knew where this was going, but I played along. "Where?" I asked with fake curiosity in my voice. "Right-!" I couldn't take it anymore and smashed my lips on his. He was shocked that I was being dom, but melted into the kiss. Sadly, oxygen felt good in my lungs, so I pulled away. A trail of saliva ( aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm so uncomfortable writing this) was left, which Angel cut with his sharp teeth. I was panting from lack of air.

          "Never knew you could be so sudden." Angel grinned like the Cheschire cat and held my chin to make me look upwards. I blushed intently, and looked up, quite dazed. "It was... nice..." I flopped down on his chest. "I am EXHAUSTED though." He chuckled, and layed down in a more comfortable position. " Love ya, (N/N)." He said lovingly and tiredly. " Love ya too, you big fluffy spider-demon..." I said, dozing off. I snuggled closer to him as I dreamt of my overreactive drag queen boyfriend.

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  Soooo?

Angel: *grins wildly* It was good! I'd like a little more action though-

Angel, I can't write lemons yet.

Angel: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy???

I need to learn how. 

Angel: Okayyyyy... * smirks and hugs* But you know you love me.

I don't know...* Angel puts his hand towards my you-know-what* HOLYYYYYYYYY- get y'alls nasty crusty dusty ass claws offa me you oversized cutie. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this cute fluff with my favorite fluffy asshole. Lyds, signing the fuck out.