Hazbin Hotel Oneshots [CLOSED]

Alastor x Angeldust: A Love for Centuries

Heya guys, gals, and non-binary pals!!! This is my first ship oneshot, so please don't judge!!! This was requested by @Scorpio_Sagittarius !!! Enjoy!
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Vaggie sipped her coffee, seated at a small dark pink table by the bar. She was, infact, allowed to drink, yet she didn't like the thought of drunkenness. Soft jazz played in the seemingly almost empty bar. It was evidently very early. Husk was tiredly cleaning glasses for the morning rush, not particularly fond of drinking that morning.

  The whole room was waking up and sleepy, so the calm atmosphere was settling. Until everything went to shit. About 29 demons came rushing in, followed by smaller demons who came to loiter. The atmosphere became erratic and excited, a few coffees raised for no apparent reason. Vaggie sighed, setting her empty mug on the table.

  Angel stormed in, obviously angered, and took a seat by Vaggie. The other guests chose to ignore the spider, and continued their chatter. Vaggie looked at him in confusion. "You're never angry." She said in a interested tone. She was right; Angel was never pissed. "I'm in a bit of a pickle, Vag." Angel said thru gritted teeth. His eyes sparked with confusion and anger. "Husk, pass me a drink."

  You might be asking, "Angel is acting weird." No, this is not an ooc story. He's simply riled up. About the all famous radio demon. He fell in love with the all powerful, and I mean fell HARD. All he could think was Alastor. That kind of love. But it wouldn't work out, right? I mean, this totally isn't a fanfic.

  Alastor paced around his room, blushing profusely. He could not get that spider out of his head! He wondered if the pornstar did something to him, because he could never love someone! Or could he? He sighed, grabbing his cane and walking out of his room. 'Maybe if I walk around a bit I will forget this ridiculous problem.' He stared at the red walls with boredom, hoping that all of this was not true.

  Halfway down the stairs, Charlie greeted him with a smile and a wobbling Angel next to her. "Hey Alastor!" Charlie said to him. He waved. "Can I ask you a favor?" Alastor looked at her in confusion. "Can you take Angel to his room? He had a few too much... drinks.... and now he's really confused and wobbly." Charlie asked the red suited man. Alastor looked from her to Angel. "Charlie dear I don't think-" "Pleaseeeeeee?" Charlie said with big eyes and a pouty face. Alastor blushed and sighed his almighty sigh. "Fine dear." He grabbed Angel's arm forcefully. "Just don't expect him to be in one piece when you see him again." Charlie laughed nervously and waved goodbye, running downstairs in a panicked fashion.

  Alastor shrugged at her behavior and continued to walk, no, drag Angel up the stairs toward his room. Besides swearing and muttering strange things, he was surprisingly cooperative. Almost too cooperative. I mean, this is the 3rd time this week that he had done this, he should know. Alastor passed Lyds, who was taking anastesia when she choked. Unbeknownst to him, Angel glared Lyds, shushing her laughing. Alastor dragged Angel to his room door and unlocked it with his powers, (WoOoOoOoOoO) throwing the spider into his bed and trying to leave. Keyword: trying.

  Angel wrapped his multiple arms around the tall deer and pulled him onto the bed. He muttered a few things that made no sense then fell asleep. Alastor blushed and managed to shut the door with his cane, then proceeded to put it down. He hesitantly got comfortable in the pornstar's arms, laying down next to him. He looked over at him and smiled softly. "I-I love y-you..... Angeldust." Alastor said like he was saying it for the first time, which wasn't true. But as, or was, an asexual man, it was hard. Angel opened his eyes and smirked. "I'm glad you said that."
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  Hey everyone! I'm still not accepting requests, but I managed to crank this one out! Sorry, my life has been a train-wreck recently, and yeah. Thank you guys for supporting me by likes and votes. Anyways, have a wonderful day!