Hazbin Hotel Oneshots [CLOSED]

Alastor x Gender-Neutral!Reader: Cook Me A Heart

Hello hello!! This cannibal beauty was requested by @TheDrowsyMoon , who writes a book called The Hazbin Hotel Project!!! I really love their book, please go check it out!!! Anyway, enjoy!!!
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  There was a different feeling in the air, it was... new. At least to Alastor it was. He marched into the Hotel feeling prouder than ever, and of course sporting that ever famous grin of his. "Hello, Alastor." Vaggie said, annoyed and obviously enjoying her book. Alastor chuckled at her usual spoiled mood. "So, what's all the fuss? I heard there was a newbie." Alastor asked, extremely intrigued. Vaggie snorted before looking up at the deer-demon.

"There's a new... employee here, to say the least. They're... a really good cook, you could say." Vaggie said before entering her fantasy of books again. Alastor sighed, deciding to investigate himself. He walks rapidly to the kitchen door and eavesdrops on any noise coming from there. It wasn't long before a certain Lyds decided to make her quiet entrance, looking embarrassed and dazed. "How are you today, Lyds?" Alastor asked quizzically. She looked up at him before looking at her shoes. "I-I got a girlfriend..." She whispered to him, very silently. Angeldust burst thru the doors and grabbed Lyds by the arms and dragged her out of the lobby and into the elevator. "Who is this texting ON YOUR PHONE?!" Angel yelled at her before the elevator doors closed, leaving Alastor chuckling to himself.

He swung open the doors and stared at the empty kitchen, sad that it was vacant. He definitely was looking forward to seeing the new chef. Suddenly he heard a noise from the open window and opened the door to the back, oblivious to the head of a deer demon rolling on the dirt next to his foot. (It gets pretty gory here folks, turn back now) He saw the most radiantly well-looking demon in Hell. They were... let's say, feasting on the headless corpse of a demon. It's intestines were layed violently in a circle around the hunched up figure, most of them either squished or torn. The head, he now noticed, was ripped of the neck and thrown around for a while before being smashed on the top. Alastor suddenly felt very, VERY hot.

  It was a while before Y/N realized Alastor was staring at them with a bored smile and a lazy glare. They chuckled and smiled back before continuing to cook the heart. " Y/N I'm bored! Won't you just skip work this one time, dear!" Their face flushed at the sound of Alastor calling them dear, but let out a contented sigh. "How about you wait outside while I make this, then I'll hang out with you, ok?" Alastor beamed at the thought and nodded his head frantically, earning a chuckle from the exhausted Y/N.

  I brought my masterpiece out for Alastor to try. I thought he might like it. "Alas! I got something for you." I smiled as the tall lanky handsome- wait, WHAT?! "What did you make me dear?" He said, snapping me out of my trance. I blushed before handing him the cooked heart. "I made you a cooked heart. A deer heart." He blushed and looked surprisingly at me, then chuckled. "Thank you, dearie." He quickly pecked me on the lips and walked off to get some utensils. "aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SH-"
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Sorry this took so long, I was busy-
Angeldust: *bursts into the room* YOUR BEST FRIEND CONFESSED TO YOU! YOU WERE MORE THAN BUSY!!!
ANGEL WHAT THE FUCK STOP LOOKING THRU MY PHONE. But I am taken now. By the most wonderful girl in the world.
Husk: She TOTALLY didn't fangirl about it by screaming.
Did not.
Husk: Did too- You're not 5 bitch get it together.
Well your ass doesn't know the difference WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AND JK ROWLING!!!!(Drowsy Moon that is a reference please get it!)
Charlie: *storms in* ENOUGH! While they are cat-fighting, I will sign Lyds out for her. Also, thank you GREATLY for all the lovely attention this story is getting! It's boosting the author's confidence so much! Thank you, and this is Charlie, politely signing out.